houston we have a pop band

We need to embrace the fact that the tumblr userbase is aging. What’s everybody’s favorite kitchen appliance?

Honestly, sometimes you need to do manic pixie dream girl shit as a fully 29-year-old man and it's literally okay. I still buy those little perforated Valentines they make for kids to give to each other at school and keep them in my pocket to hand out to cashiers and strangers the first two weeks of February, and it does not matter at all if people think I'm annoying for doing it because I could easily kill myself instead. Take it easy, keep it sleazy.

It's time, bitch. Nobody's safe.

This post goes around Tumblr every year, and it’s always true. There’s never been an uneventful or boring January.

i rlly enjoy reading all ur little diaries on here i hope u all have a nice life

did you seriously just let it linger

You laugh at silly pictures..? Hm you might not be such a loser after all.

For the love of GOD turn the volume on