before breakfast?

people like the idea that there is an identity they can claim that will absolve them of the responsibility to examine their beliefs and actions and adjust them accordingly to better align with their values and desired outcomes but there isn't, we all have to practice humility and do the work regardless

it's okay if you're not in love with me yet i can just keep posting

Your friend’s unpublished fic idea is kind of a dead wife

(consumed with lust voice) omg what a fucking weirdo

assad “no 1 rpf shipper” strikes once more. that’s why he answered “drain” to eternal monogamy. he wants to be in an eric bogosian and luke brandon field sandwich so badly

Some of you seem to be gay #observations #intuitive

i genuinely don't think there's much, if anything, hotter than someone clearly having a blast doing something they're really good at. doesn't really matter what it is. the combo of competence and joy is absolutely lethal to me

help I’m having ideas beyond my available free time

i said "laundry sauce" instead of detergent once and my parents have not stopped saying it since