What Am I Doing?

Someone draw this

I love posts like this that require like six levels of meta understanding to comprehend them.

It’s back and it’s better than ever

the high point of 2017 was the first day of the year when someone made the hollyweed sign and it’s all been downhill from there

I had a dream last night that they made a new Bond movie, but they didn’t say who was playing Bond. Throughout the movie you have no idea which character is really Bond, because he’s undercover, duh. And every single character, no matter how minor, was played by somebody famous, so they could all conceivably be Bond. And at the end it turns out Bond was Leslie Jones.

This totally needs to happen

Apparently McDonald’s also said they’re getting killed by millenials and one of their CEO’s said it’s because millenials don’t have “brand loyalty” and are instead “promiscuous”

Brand sluts, the new Millennial Threat.

GIVE HIM THE ITEMS!!!!!

Why don’t you Google average wait times to receive a medical procedure. There are Canadians that come to the U.S. to get medical care rather than wait over a month to get it done in Canada.

I had cancer and im canadian dumbass i know full well what the wait times are like and its only long if its shit that can wait. Im sorry but im ok with waiting with a non life threatening injury if no one gets turned away from healthcare because they’re poor. The only canadians that go to the united states are rich enough that they are willing to spend the money to save a few hours waiting

Do it, buzz

Now that’s a facial journey

Its like hes going through the 5 stages of grief but he keeps flip flopping between bargaining and anger

2017 mood.

I normally don’t reblog things like this but honestly this is one of a kind and buzz is fantastic

God bless

5 or so people have tagged this with ‘1-800-ARE YOU SLAPPING’ and i’d just like to say y’all are people after my own heart