vampire boyfriend

ooo…. lady gagita

jobs for people who cant do or handle anything

grey alien lands in front of me and projects a series of glyphs obviously intended to represent the prime numbers, i jam my snub nose revolver into its neck and pull the trigger

Happy pride month to him

I can smell the poison in my goblet but I lowkey don't even care anymore

hey girl its me. the sensitive feminist boy. i just want to say tha *i am carried away by large birds before i can say anything else*

yeah that’s a common mistake actually, a dusty periwinkle hanky means you like receiving butterfly kisses but that shade of morning mist means you wanna get killed with a pipe wrench

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

those are his hooves you bitch