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arianneiam-deactivated20130318

me in 50 years

nyanbinyuri

I want to know what Miyuki did to piss off the fire nation the first time

steel-dragon

Everything changed when Miyuki attacked

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hippanthropy

nvclearbomb

This is fucking me up right now

armedandgayngerous

POWER MOVE

therevenantrising-deactivated20

I am not emotionally involved in this situation.

Using this.

30minutememes

xxxtictacion

Hey uh op…. where’s your url…

thyrell

there’s no url because god sent this post down to us

nautilusing

this was the first 280 character tweet I saw and now I never want to see another one because nothing is ever going to fucking top it

easyvirgin-deactivated20160413

happy Thursday the 20th

askjennaflorida

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

mx-mythical-deactivated20260319

next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

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You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

blinkyxx

HAPPY THURSDAY THE 20TH EVERYONE

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44bugs

Halloween is coming Halloween is coming Halloween is coming Halloween is coming Halloween is coming Halloween is coming Halloween is coming Halloween is coming Halloween is coming Halloween is coming Halloween is coming Halloween is coming Halloween is coming Halloween is coming Halloween is coming Halloween is coming Halloween is coming Halloween is coming Halloween is coming Halloween is

leekqueen39

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44bugs

Hey vocalold38,

Suck my pumpkin flavored dick!

refinery29

This student emailed her philosophy TA after getting her wisdom teeth removed and it’s one for the books

Love you, bye! Read it and weep.

beggars-opera

“I will most likely not be normal again until at least Thanksgiving turkey” is now my favorite sentence to use in the future

tactical-necromancy

“please sir” and “i will buy you expo markers” killed me

tanricaimera

pr1nceshawn

One time, when I was drunk…

moomoobooboo-deactivated2020102

THAT LAST ONE NEVER FAILS TO MAKE ME LAUGH

lauristical

THIS IS SO FUNNY BECAUSE I JUST BECAME AN ORDAINED MINISTER

romanamongthestars

so when i was a clumsy, awkward, closeted middle schooler i used to say i was “as straight as a ruler” when my sexuality was questioned.

at the end of middle school, i finally came out as bisexual to one of my friends and her response was to pull out one of those bendy rulers (you know the kind i’m talking about) and she started to bend it while smiling giddly and saying “i’ve been carrying around this ruler for two years waiting for you to come out”

and that’s my favorite response i’ve ever received when coming out.

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writing-prompt-s

At long last, The Chosen One has been discovered. Working as a cashier. With no interest in doing anything even slightly more difficult.

crazymuff1n-deactivated20230428

yeah because there is nothing more difficult than retail

piningeddie

tbh anyone who works/has worked retail would see the chance to go around saving the world in ways that could potentially kill them as a welcome vacation

copperbadge

“Does the position of Chosen One offer health benefits of any kind?”

“Well, our ragtag gang of world-saving underdogs has a doctor on-team.”

“Do I have to pay her out of pocket, is what I’m asking.”

“Gosh no! She’s an idealist, you don’t pay her at all!”

“Oh! That’s nice. But then I guess there’s no paycheck.”

“I mean, the secret cabal that dispenses our orders does make sure we have enough money to feed ourselves and keep a roof over our secret lair and such.”

“Hourly?”

“Hourly what?”

“Like have you guys ever had to punch a time clock?”

“We once had to dismantle a sinister time-freezing device in the shape of a clock….otherwise no.”

“Sold. Off we go.”

jumpingjacktrash

“do i have to be nice to people who are yelling at me?”

“we’re the good guys, you can’t kill random civilians just because they’re mean!”

“kill?? no, i mean, can i tell them off.”

“well, sure, of course.”

*rips name tag off shirt and tosses it over shoulder* “i’m your huckleberry.”

pathfuckery

This resonates on a spiritual level

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

so in horror movies where flat tires stop people from running away…you can still drive with flat tires. it damages the tires and the wheels, and it’s not safe at high speeds, but you can still drive away from a raving serial killer. pro tip next time a knife wielding lunatic comes at you get in the car, you’ll be fine

pwapboi-deactivated20200412

well this would have been useful last night

aro-ace-fangirl

See this is where people make the mistake. If the knife maniac is running straight at your car, SLAM it into reverse. You probably won’t kill them but you might cause some damage. Then drive. They’ll be stopped and you can get away, and maybe they’ll even be at the same spot to call the cops (and maybe the ambulance) on

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

what a top notch addition to an already excellent post

anikisam-deactivated20220728

are we going to ignore the guy who apparently had an encounter with a serial killer last night

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

they lived to post about it, it’s fine

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teamnowalls-deactivated20180918

party in the usa playing in the background really makes this

tapatiopapi

That’s universal studios lmfaoo

ironinkpen

my sense of humor:

suggesting “kill them” as punishment for an extremely disproportionate crime (”he stole my eraser” “kill him”)

staring at an object that has fallen over for a prolonged amount of time and with inordinate disappointment

*points at a garbage can* “that’s me”

zooming really far into someone’s face on snapchat

*something minorly inconveniencing happens* “@god what did I ever do to you”

“what are you doing” “my best”

shortening words that are already shorter versions of other words (ex: thank, congrat, welc)

“Bees?”

catsbeaversandducks

“Bran our Ravens idea of having fun this morning, he holds on just enough to keep hold without hurting me.”

Video/caption by Lloyd & Rose Buck Bird Specialists & Handlers

maramahan

Please turn on audio it’s adorable

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gallusrostromegalus

I have the window open and just saw a cat run by, followed by a lady shrieking “RASPUTIN!”

orphanwheat20

He strikes once again

fearwax-deactivated20200108

Send me an ask that sounds like a text post I would make

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