I’ve had this queued for 4 fucking years so it’d be reblogged on a Monday. the next time this can be accurately reblogged is in 6 years

lets have a moment of silence for the person suffering most from Prince Philips death... op of the nasty little thottie post and their Notifications

breaking news: prince philip, the dad from the royal family, is a nasty little thottie. and he just died from making it clap on instagram

date of origin: 20th of june, 2018.

why are yall so afraid to double text like ill be out here sending 9 messages in a row buzz buzz another message? its me bitch i just got a lot to say!!

hnnnngh, I’m trying to conduct global maritime trade, but I’m dummy thicc, and the clap of my hull plates keeps blocking the Suez Canal

If you’re bisexual you’re probably bisexual

date of origin: 5th of march, 2013.

you youngins with your crunchyroll and licensed subs on everything are missing out on the true weeb experience that was small subber groups doing whatever the hell they wanted with their translations

New vet today asked me if my eyeless dog was blind and like ??? oh god I hope so????

HUH?