i’m into plants

You remind me what love feels like.

Not something easy.

Not something safe.

But real.

The kind I thought I’d lost—

until you.

And somehow…

He can lift inej and wylan easily but his arms are so skinny he looks like a malnourished little victorian boy

Nina: Kazzy I don't think you're eating enough 😔

Kaz who is definitely eating enough since he will never be in a state with no food again: nina I can bench press you

We all know Jesper makes fun of him so much 😭 (since Kaz is canonically shorter than him )

Jesper: Omg my little boy!!!! I think your arms might be filling out!!! Your hitting puberty!!

Kaz who when going through puberty had so many voice cracks when he was trying to be threatening that he broke anyone's arms who mentioned it: jes ill fucking ban you from coming with me to get a new cane

AND DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON HIS KNOBBLY ASS KNEE LEGS

He hasn't worn shorts because 1) it's Ketterdam why would he 2) his legs are so skinny that small shorts look like large ones 😭😭😭

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Carlisle's transformation story is a vampire story. The son of a pastor bitten during a vampire hunting raid gone wrong? Could be from an actual vampire universe.

Alistair's transformation is a vampire story, right down to a Lestat look-alike vampire named George who goes around pretending to be Astaroth, Prince of Hell to mess with humans.

Alice's whole backstory of the strange little girl who predicts the future, her father having her mother murdered, father and step-mother locking Alice in an asylum, a vampire turning her to save her from another vampire?

Victoria's sister coming back for her to save her from a life of poverty and abuse by turning her into a vampire, only for vampire royalty to ruin their happiness with their all female coven.

Huilen trying desperately to keep her pregnant-with-a-monster's-baby sister alive, only for said sister to die in childbirth. Then her half-vampire nephew bites Huilen, transforming her into a monster herself.

Just to name a few.