oh I see. it was the crime of wanting. that's why I deserve it.

small town diner waitress voice: Omelas? Oh, oh no, easy mistake, you're in oh - MAY - las right now, with an A. Plenty' people get the name mixed up. Nope, no utopia here, just our small little town. *face gets really grim* We do still.. Okay well we do still have a kid that we... I mean it isn't working but- well- You know. It- It's fine. I'm sure it'll start working soon.

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

If you ever post "we need to be nicer to women with boyfriends/wear makeup/otherwise participate in some completely societally nonchallenged activity" i will be unfollowing. Lets be nicer to women who are fucking sick of not being able to escape all that anywhere

btw it's not normal for this many people to want to fuck animals and kids and eat shit and piss. kinks have always been around but like, it is a bad thing that antisocial paraphilias are more prevalent and it's pretty obviously because of the internet.

All these tourists having a great time at the World Cup isn't surprising b/c the first rule of America is that this place rules if you have money to blow and it's a nightmare if you don't. The prohibitively high cost of attending the World Cup filtered out all the ppl who don't have money so all the people who actually made it to the U.S. are basically guaranteed to have fun

by the way no it’s not because I’m going to stop it and YOU are going to help me and WE are going to stop it and WE ARE DOING IT RIGHT NOW!