oh no

actually hate that the bodys response to anything is nausea. ate too much? nauseous. ate too little? nauseous. an imaginary threat got you scared? be nauseous. on your period? you guessed it. sawed into your hand and need to go to the emergency room? perhaps throwing up into your open wound will be of help

Just came home from a dinner party with the friendgroup at which several people kept saying "Ask Pedro" or "Pedro will know" and I was terrified that they were referring to an AI like Claude but no, thank fuck, they were referring to a cardboard cutout of Pedro Pascal that someone left upstairs and who has been designated a kind of patron saint status in the household.

imo the pov character should be lying to themselves and concealing shit from themselves constantly

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exactly, bestie. Exactly

It's literally crazy luck that I've only ever come across nails ever since I got my hands on my awesome hammer

it still comes as a surprise that closeness cannot be achieved from a safe distance

hmm it seems i have started bandaging wounds that aren't even formed yet

The bean thief

greem beam

"Just because I'm right, doesn't mean I'm being helpful" is a vastly underrated thought process that I strongly encourage others to get comfortable with