Wtf am I Doing

Am I having a fucking stroke

yes

shout out to the sound designer who was like "I know exactly what kind of music to whip out for this one!"

I've never actually seen this before, and WOW is that cool!

DO NOT FIGHT AN OCTOPUS, U WILL LOSE

‘got my ass kicked by a creature’ is literally why we have folktales and sea-monsters drawn on maps

“Sail here if u want an ass-kicking”

Are there any other particularly egregious examples?

When you write a book like American Gods you make friends with your doctor and ask him lots of questions about surviving Wisconsin Winters, plunges into cold water and the like.

hey since it's coming up again: no it's not a good thing that the government wants to ban tiktok. no you should not be glad that the government might ban tiktok. no you should not respond to this with "good riddance" or "hurry up I hate that app". I should not have to explain this to you but the government banning a social media app is still a bad thing even if you don't like the UI or booktok or having to say "unalive" or how you think it's killing the very notion of attention spans. It's still bad. It's bad.

You don't want the government to have this power! It's a bad idea!