Skippy

a dude at the gym just reached in his bag, pulled out a bottle of Hershey’s chocolate syrup, smiled & shook his head like that’s just something that happens to people, put it back and then pulled out a bottle of water instead

I'll be making OC's in the nursing room. Gathering the old folks asking them what if there was a girl and she was fucked up?

(sobbing on the floor) i'm amazing digital worthless

i just feel like i lack an amazing digital purpose

i would trust weird al with my drink at a party. granted he may put one of those capsules that expands into a sponge animal in it,

The thing they don't tell you about growing hair out is how it can get in your ears and feel weird

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

i love the part of making art where you feel like you need to go missing

Pride month is not in opposition to men’s mental health month and I’m sick and tired of people choosing to uplift one but criticize the other. Both are very important.

the Masters of the Universe remake makes this video relevant again which means we are in the best timeline