FallenKingToby

Imagine having been touch and go with the destiny fandom since echoes and your first genuine interaction since then is hearing that the eldritch personifications of the planets did the jfk assassination

“I asked grok” “I asked chatgpt” well I asked the tentacle guy in the tower that gives me cool guns and he said his will is not his own so THERE

love saying "question mark?" out loud when I'm talking about something i'm unsure of

who keeps breaking into my freezer and replacing the trays full of little water with ice cubes

someone stole my beloved block of ice and left behind a slick, cold puddle as a calling card. count your days soggy bandit

found a rock in the kitchen and as I was about to throw it in the trash I thought "wait this is cruel I should let it outside" as if it was a living thing

It will get cold again eventually. The summer will not last forever. I’m not doomed to live in this unbearable heat for all eternity. <- said while gripping the countertop so hard that the tile is starting to crack

not my gay ass succumbing to pervading darkness x10