woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.

Ebeneezer in 1742 wakes with a start as for some reason he has put out his guttering candle by slapping atop it with the palm of his hand. His hand is burned and his nightgown and cap are spattered with hot wax.

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13 years ago I tried to choke my alarm clock to death and then shook it until the battery fell out, which is the caveman solution to that problem

every response ratios the last. the organic synchronicities of nature are so beautiful...

giggled at something and my coworker comes out of the break room and goes "I just heard like, a haunted child laugh... so weird." and I'm like okay so it was a normal regular alive adult laugh actually

ive noticed lately that daylight has begun overtaking the night by great strides...a sign that righteousness prevails in the world ?

I hate ruminating on what could have been. Out here thinking "if only I locked in when I was 13" are we serious

Season's Greasons

Actually yknow what. WTNV should be considered revolutionary and significant gay media that played an important role in the growth of gay representation in media especially in podcasts. When people talk about important gay media in the early 2000s I want wtnv to be one of the ones people talk about. No if ands or buts about it.

Nothing more painful than when a kind stranger tells you about some random AI feature in a way that is clearly meant to be helpful and you have to choose between nodding along in despair or turning wokezilla 3000 on them

knock knock

who's there

deez

deez are the voyages of the starship enterprise

Buran Orbiter

Borzoi

Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

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