Eren is my son and Levi his husband

Rest of the world ending a call: *ends the call* Italians ending a call: ciao ciao ciao ciao ciao ciao ciao … *voice getting progressively lower until it’s just a far whisper*

E quando hai riattaccato: ma vaffanculo

My favourite thing about this post is that someone saw those photos of that cat and went “ah yes, I know exactly which 15th century Baroque painting this reminds me of”

I am obsessed with being beautiful while trying to be okay being ugly while feeling utterly confident that I’m super beautiful and also super ugly… My brain… the oscillation

Every time I see a person with airpods i remember that they cost 160 dollars and I am laughing at that person

and you know what? we can’t hear you because we’re not broke 🤓

Yeah me neither cause I don’t spend $160 on shitty earbuds

*throws a chicken nugget at your window* why don’t you like me

*opens window* can u throw another

You’re clearly not old enough to have children if you’re thinking of naming them after anime characters or some shit

when sasuke inuyasha grows up he’s gonna kick your ass for talking shit