I like this so much better than the idea that our ancestors would be embarrassed or ashamed of us for being “soft” or some crap like that.

My ancestors, watching me stuff my face with fried chicken while studying: She eats like an imperial concubine and can afford to study like am imperial scholar. WE MADE IT

was just Remembering how you’d be out with a friend and you’d each order a different cocktail and you’d ask “what’d you get?” and they’d read the description off the menu and you’d be like “ooh that sounds good” and then they’d say “try it!” and then you’d have a lil sip of their drink and they’d have a lil sip of your drink and you’d decide which one was best and you wouldn’t give each other a life-threatening respiratory infection

networking this, emails that, linkedin this. maybe I don’t want to.

matching couple shirts that say "bearer of the curse" on one of them and ,"the curse" on the other

i just saw this guy drink coffee thru his mask like thru the cloth. it left a splotch right in the middle. i dont even know anymore

apparently my boss who is a professor at my school doesn’t have a cell phone and his coworkers were upset by this so they bought him a childs toy phone and labeled it “David’s jitterbug” (for those of you that don’t know jitterbugs are phones made for old people that have like massive buttons and shit) so the other day I walked into his office to ask him a question and he pressed a button on it which made it start loudly playing the ABCs and he said “excuse me I have to take this” and then started singing along to the ABCs while shooing me out of his office

To all the parents out there who bundle their babies up in the winter time with those little hats with the little ears that make them look like little teddy bears: You are doing the lord’s work. Seeing tiny ewoks toddle across the grocery store parking lot is just what we all need sometimes. My joy is immeasurable and my day is restored.

op where is the store

This is why puppets are the superior medium. You can't do this with CGI characters.

Imagine being fucked up beyond saving with your bros and one of you do this

i love images

bad news, they are deleting every images soon..

proof??

Ya, give me just a sec to pull up the image I took as proof

oh no

i cant stop laughing, i love the theory that there are four gods on the dsmp: technoblade, dream, philza, and fucking karl

🦀twitch is gone🦀