kat

there’s truly no joy like making up some bullshit with your friends

Mondays aren't that bad once you cannot tell days apart from eachother

Utopian techno-futurist concept: a tofu container which has a peel-away lid which is not bonded more strongly to the container than to itself, and as such can simply be peeled away rather than being iteratively torn into shreds or cut with a knife.

im gonna kill myself [remembers that suicide jokes make people uncomfortable] uhh [in valley girl voice] im like soooo totally gonna blow my brains out... [waiting for polite laughter that never comes] sorry [remembering that i apologise too much and i need to work on that] No im not

I am sooooo not locked in. I am tucked in. Going to sleep

damn that's crazy dot com forward slash thanks for sharing