may the moon wash away my sorrows and troubles

hi

actually i want to be alone rn

no i dont... hi

i think i might need to be on my own rn

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

i get why people don't believe in marriage as a social construct but legally it is the best and easiest way to say "this is who i trust to take care of me when i can't take care of myself" and i'm so glad gay people fought for that right bc when shit gets scary at least i know im in good hands

a great tragedy of this world is that many things that are bad for you also look very sexy. smoking. riding a motorcycle. that crazy shit they did to saint sebastian

They should get a baby to eat. As a treat.

What is their crime? Trying to eat a baby? A succulent human baby?

I've been melting dogs down to make this thing called dog metal

… wat

im being followed by a huge flying sphinx constantly

I found it

This has to be like an ancient relic or something

Which funny blog is the one that you flag for historical tumblr posts

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