may the moon wash away my sorrows and troubles

this website really is you and your seven mutuals

I can't get over DuckDuckWent as a past tense of using duckduckgo as a verb. Like yes youre right BUT

holy fuck there's more of them?

Fuuuck I just loss 20000 dollars in adverisement revenue and potential sales when that guy over there didn’t look at my flyer because he was talking to the girl he was walking with. The sensible option here is to ban talking while walking since it’s literally theft.

you can't even big stretch. in this small stretch world.

let's develop a perfect plan

1. get cozy in bed

Hey IDK who needs to hear this but the consequences of starvation are much worse than eating "junk" food. Eat the fucking candy bar ad long as you eat