Barack Obama's Favorite Show

I get that every time I order a sandwich at Subway.

Like, everything about Subway is like, infuriating.

Like, the ppl in front of u take too long, & like, there's no drivethru... & like it's just all... idk i'm overexaggerating obviously but like subway is like the land of inconveniences.

cuz its like- i have to be- ok- & theyre like "what do u want?" & im like "uh sweet onion chicken teriyaki, footlong, on flatbread." & theyre like "what bread?" & its like ugh "flatbread." & they fuckin like, "did you say footlong?" "yes i said footlong" "do u want cheese?" & its like "yeah can i get uh, swiss cheese?" & theyre like "what kind?" & its like- fucking...? & theyre like "u want it toasted?" & its like OF COURSE TOAST- U CANT HAVE THE FLATBREAD & NOT TOAST IT. its like spongey gross starchy ass fuckin bread. its MADE to be toasted! OF COURSE i want it toasted! & then they fuckin toast it & they start helping the ppl behind u & it sits in the toaster for like 20 seconds longer than its supposed to & ur like i just want lunch!!!! & then they take it out & its like ANOTHER person & u have to fuckin get a read on THEIR personality & its like god dammit... & theyre like "what do u want" & its like & im like "uhh spinach..." & they just fucking DESTROY it with spinach, just like an AVALANCHE of spinach, & ur like "i want like, 5 other things! u cant just fill it up w spinach & think thats all its gonna be!" & then u fuckin & then ur like "onion" & theyre like "ok" & they put like 2 onions on it & its like... MORE ONION PLEASE. & then when u get some like weird combination like fuckin "can i get mayonnaise & also sweet onion sauce?" they like throw up their eyebal-eyebrows a little bit like... & ur like dont fuckin JUDGE me, i'll eat what i wan- i can make my OWN sandwich!"

My roundabout circus,

I beat you up, that is the show.

Ride the elephants,