I'm actually not done talking about Shane playing Never Have I Ever. On several occasions one of the Centaurs says something Shane's never heard of before, and when he asks what it is Ilya shakes his head and says, "just drink."

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I'm actually not done talking about Shane playing Never Have I Ever. On several occasions one of the Centaurs says something Shane's never heard of before, and when he asks what it is Ilya shakes his head and says, "just drink."

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Best of luck to Cliff Marleau at the Hollanov wedding. Man is probably joking around with his bestie about his 'Montreal chick', happy to see his Rozy happy, and I know he makes a comment about the concussion and how he's glad Hollander doesn't hold a grudge because imagine how awkward that would be, haha! And Ilya is going to be on cloud 9 because its his wedding day, and he's going to joke back that Shane doesn't hold a grudge, not that Hollander, lol
And Cliff Marleau will finally feel Yuna Hollander's eyes on him like a trained sniper ready to shoot and wishing him nothing but death
no one:
the worst saddest gay boy in the game changers hockey universe in 2021 in the absolute trenches:
Ilya sets Rose and Marleau up and sheâs like.
And youâre 100% sure heâs straightttt straight?
And Ilya is like
Honey. We used to take home girls from the club and DP them sometimes in our rookie days and whenever he accidentally saw my dick he would lose his boner. MY dick. ME.
With big sweeping hand motions indicating how insane that is when you take into consideration the him of it all.
And she would be like yes, okay, this is actually the most sure I have ever been thank you.
role model au where, about a weeks after troy is traded, wyatt starts nesting. in Toronto, Wyatt had only nested once, and because it was Toronto, instead of letting him nest with the team, they sent him home, which is a big no-no for goalie nesting. by all accounts, Wyatt should be traumatised, but instead he's chirping happily in the locker room and bounding around and stealing people's jerseys for his nest. troy is shocked at this, and he's even more shocked when Wyatt choses him to be his partner. he is still very much experiencing the post-trade-post-dallas-post-adrian horrors, still very much homophobic-dog side eyeing Harris' pins, and hasn't had any cryptic talks with ilya yet, and he believes that he is such a bad person it would be impossible for anyone to like him, let alone nest with him.
(meanwhile wyatt's little goalie brain is like 'troy!! I know troy!! he seems sad :(( and he hasn't been mean to me yet so Im going to make him feel better :)) im going to take care of him and cuddle him and things will be great!!)
and while troy has been in the league for many years, and seen and heard about nesting goalies, he hasn't actually nested with one yet and is veryyyy anxious about it. he also doesn't really know how it works (case in pointâhe doesn't know that goalies can actually understand him, and mostly remember what happens while they nest). after a few days nesting with Wyatt, when troy is more comfortable, he ends up spilling everythingâabout Dallas, and Adrian, and his dad, etc. Wyatt of course can't do anything while he's nesting, but afterwards, pretty much goes straight to ilya.
he tries to keep as much of troy's privacy as possible, but basically says, 'this is what happened, this is why he's acting like this, can we all pls support him'. the one thing that Wyatt doesn't mention is Adrianâinstead, he tells Harris that troy isn't homophobic, and to keep an open mind around him.
when troy's dad shows up in the lobby, ilya carefully watches the exchange, and takes troy out for fast food instead of letting him get drunk. when troy starts asking Harris about being queer around the team, with what Wyatt said, Harris clocks him pretty much immediately, which moves the troy/Harris timeline forwards a few months, and helps troy accept himself earlier.
even after he's done nesting, Wyatt's goalie brain continues to recognise troy as someone that he must take care of, and basically forces himself into being troy's friend, which means the team warms up to him a lot quicker as well.
basically I just really love goalie nesting :)

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People who check in on Ilya the day they get outed:
Troy
Harris
Wyatt
Svetlana
Max
His coach
People who check in on Shane:
His parents
Rose
Maxďżź
Also, Shaneâs coach yells at him, one of his best friends tells him to f*** off, and his team makes him cry.ďżź
This is what Shane meant when he said it was going to be a shit show, but he proposed and wanted to come out that summer anyway.
I would die for Shane. He is scared, but he is brave.
When David played hockey he had a very aggressive and physical play style. The man practically lived in the Sin Bin. One family bonding night the Hollanders bring out some of his old game tapes and Ilya just keeps looking between screen David dropping gloves and knocking some other players teeth out and current David happily doing a puzzle.
Found out that the Russian word for brother is brat (ĐŃаŃ) the other day.
Can't stop thinking about the potential of Ilya secretly calling Troy a really affectionate petname under the guise of it being a chirp/play on his surname đ
whatever you do donât think about Ilya getting so drunk after a win that Shane has to princess carry him out of the car and ilya is just slurring âyou are my hero shaneâ âno I mean it you are so strong and pretty and good at hockeyâ and then he starts tearing up and Shane is like âok no more tequila shots for you Mr Russian Constitutionâ
Arthur Pike gets diagnosed with autism at a relatively young age and it takes Hayden and Jackie about 0.5 seconds after reading the report to look at him, look at Shane, look at each other, look at Arthur, look at Shane, look back at each other and go, "ohhhhhhhhhhhh"

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The reason Roseâs track record with men leans so heavily towards gay is because her type is essentially Non Threatening Man. Which, I donât think she realises, essentially translates into man who does not overtly lust after her. Because thatâs a threatening energy. She thinks she just likes Good Guys but thatâs not actually it, on a subconscious level, masculine performance of desire deeply unsettles her. It's scary in a way that makes her throat close up and her skin crawl.
Turns out that when those sidelong glances and penetrating stare come from a particular elegantly dressed, terrifyingly stunning Russian woman rather than from men, it doesn't feel the same. It's still scary but in a way that makes her skin tingle and her breath speed up for reasons that feel wholly different.
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okay but shane having no real basis for comparison for a no strings attached fuckbuddy is so funny to me when it comes to him hearing other people talking about it. he and ilya have never been casual. EVER. AND HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW. THIS IS THE ONLY SITUATION HE'S EVER EXPERIENCED LIKE THIS. AS FAR AS HE KNOWS, YEAH IT'S ALL LIKE WHAT IT IS WITH ILYA. like i feel like he would dismiss a lot of locker room talk because that's just dudes being dudes.
but maybe he's hanging out with rose and her friends when they're dating and hears them just good naturedly complaining about "yeah it's good, but idk man, sometimes i'd like to just make out a little" or "you know, he could at least silence his phone first. i know it's just sex, but sometimes you wanna feel special, you know?"
and meanwhile loving attentive sexual experiences georg over here is just đ¤¨đ¤¨ what do you mean he doesn't go down on you for hours?? 𤨠what do you mean he doesn't check in with you until you speak up on your own? đ¤¨đ¤¨ what do you mean you FAKE IT sometimes because you're tired and just ready for it to be over?? đ¤¨đ¤¨ you mean he isn't laser-focused on making you feel good and checking in and telling you sweet things right into your ear? đ¤¨đ¤¨ what do you mean you don't nudge his arm up to hold your jaw because just that touch as he pushes you back to the bed is enough to drop you into subspace?? 𤨠you had to clean YOURSELF up after?? he didn't wipe you down with a warm washcloth and follow it up with kissing everywhere he had just touched and touching you firm and gentle and grounding until you stopped trembling because it was especially intense and you needed him to work you back down kindly?? đ¤¨đ¤¨
you guys just aren't doing it right.
ilya believes in his sexual desirability/value but not his romantic desirability/value. that's why he stares in the mirror for so long after rose landry happens. he let himself believe in his own romantic value and it immediately backfired. in this essay i will

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Dennis who has significant hearing loss after a farm accident as a kid.
Dennis who canât afford working hearing aids, so makes do with a pair he found on Facebook marketplace.
Dennis who favours one side significantly, to the point of being convinced that everyone knows (they donât), and they all must hate him for being useless (they donât know).
Dennis who uses these janky hearing aids despite constantly giving him a migraine, because he canât let anything compromise his chances of being a doctor.
Dennis who completely understands that Abbott needs a break from his prosthetic, and is often the first to volunteer to cover his charting in the middle of the shift.
Dennis who cannot give himself allowances, because heâs not properly disabled; not like Abbot is anyway.
Dennis whose hearing loss is âself inflictedâ and therefore needs to deal with the consequences of his actions (he was six).
Dennis who absolutely will not let himself have hearing breaks in the middle of a shift, no matter how much pain his ears are in.
Dennis who canât take his aids out at night because he sleeps in shelters, and his hearing is the first line of defence against an attack.
Dennis who recognises the symptoms of an ear infection, but canât afford antibiotics and the hospital cracked down on âborrowingâ medicine.
Dennis who collapses mid shift after a particularly bad bout of vertigo.
Dennis who doesnât really remember much after this because the floor was suddenly very, very close, and he was suddenly very, very cold.
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Robby who sees Dennis pass out on shift.
Robby who curses these damn med students for drinking too much caffeine and not eating enough food.
Robby who walks over to Dennis and tries to rouse him.
Robby who thinks Dennis looks a little too out of it for it to just be low blood sugar.
Robby who touches Dennis and notices heâs ice cold.
Robby who holds Dennis as he starts seizing.
Robby who catches a glimpse of white in his ear, surrounded by red, angry tissue.
Robby who swears loudly and violently when he realises âgod-fucking-dammit heâs deafâ.
Robby who curses every god he knows the name of (and he knows a lot) for putting Dennis in this situation.
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Dennis who wakes up with a very stressed Robby next to him, saying words like âseptic shockâ and âseptic encephalopathyâ and âinfection spreadâ and âpotential brain damageâ.
Robby who raises his voice in frustration, and Dennis who flinches imperceptibly.
Robby who drags Dennis to audiologist appointments and forces him to pick multiple different types of aids so heâll be comfortable wherever.
Robby who pays for the new aids, but lets Dennis think insurance covers them.
Abbot who forces Dennis to take hearing breaks whenever he takes leg breaks because heâs âboredâ and âneeds companyâ.
Abbott who, for the first time in Dennisâ life, sits him down and teaches him the ASL he learnt from his vet friends.
Dennis, who when he formally attends ASL lessons, realises heâs been taught to swear like a sailor, and his vernacular is entirely comprised of military slang.
Dennis who doesnât understand why Robby and Abbott are being so nice about being deaf, and explains all about how it was his fault that he lost his hearing (he was six).
Abbot who gives Robby a look, and signs him up for therapy the next day.
Dennis, who comes to the realisation that the factors surrounding his hearing loss are heavily consistent with signs of child abuse.
Robby, who can only hug Dennis as he breaks down, mourning the childhood he thought he had.
Abbot, who makes him hot cocoa when he wakes up from nightmares and rocks him back to sleep,
And Dennis.
Who finally feels, for the first time in his life, he is not just tolerated, but wanted too.
I just saw a compilation of David Hollander moments and oh my frickin God bro. The way Shane is literally his whole world. Like every interaction Shane has 100% of his attention. And when Yuna (I love her don't get me wrong) tries making their lunches and what not about business and hockey, David is always trying to make it about spending time with Shane. Like him pulling the conversation from hockey back to the YouTube rabbit hole so much because it makes Shane smile and think about something other than his job for a minute. And Yuna trying to pitch going to London for a brand thing and when David sees Shane clearly doesn't want to he makes it sound like a vacation and focuses on them spending time together and it ALMOST gets Shane. And David noticing when Shane is already upset and tries to ask for his safe food and the fancy ass restaurant doesn't have it. He doesn't do anything but notices and takes stock of that and knows what that means to Shane even if it seems small. And him being the first one to notice Shane having a panic attack at the dinner table. He doesn't even tell his wife when he finds out about him and Ilya and even lies to try and cover for them. Shane is his baby and we don't talk about how amazing he is enough