when life gives u lemons pull ya titty out

the fact that I can’t grow horns is really cramping my style

Rats are so easy to please. I shoved some sweet potato into cardboard toilet paper tubes, packed in with shredded paper towels. At first they were just excited about the paper towel shreds and started making a nest, then they found the sweet potato and lost their minds. Like they couldn’t believe what a good and gracious world they lived in that there could be sweet potato and paper towel at the same time.

When people send you a snapchat and you feel special but then you realize they put the same snapchat on their story

Very important birb.

birb want snaggle

Nope. Not allowed to use the mouse. Got to use the peep peep birb now. It’s the new rules.

being the unattractive friend is not easy i don’t think we get enough credit

fax. like when someone talks to your attractive friend you gotta chill back in the corner. wit our ugly ass

let’s face it some dicks are too big

there is an unsettling amount of people reblogging this unironically with no context