hamwarmer 40k

medieval troubadour gets isekaied into early 1970s england but ends up blending in perfectly with the local prog rock scene

your muscles being pleasantly sore after exercise is such a nice incentive I can see why they patched that in. the forced regular logins to avoid losing progress however are a predatory practice and deserve nothing but scorn.

hah, was OP on berries and cream when they posted this??

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

We make fun of steampunk and mock it but imagine if there really were marvelous devices

they're trying to get me to do something called ""my job"" instead of reading about medieval english poaching laws

the tragedy of tumblr is you will inevitably meet people who you should be having a sleepover with. you should be rolling around on their floor and rummaging through their fridge and watching shitty movies with. you should be shopping with should be going out to a cafe with should be wandering through the aquarium with. people who you should be experiencing quotidian joys with... and you cannot! because they live one million miles away

the etymology of "piano" is so fucking dumb I love it. yeah this is my cool new harpsichord. it has more volume control than a standard harpsichord so we call it a "loudsoft" for short. or a "softloud" if you prefer. but that's still a bit of a mouthful so I've been thinking of just calling it a soft.