It's me boy, I'm the PS5

@bugs-are-cool

everyone is meeting me in the grotto

'disembowel' is such a good word. y'know your bowels? they are GONE

hey

not in the mood today quincy

seriously.. read the mood quincy

sorry guys

waiter can i have another menu now i finished reading this one

wrestling isnt fake actually its more real than actual sports

its honest like. it says i know youre not here to see fair play youre not here to see whos best. youre here for the drama and the pathos and yes youre here for the talent but talent can exist in a way that is not competitive and instead collaborative. it also says you are a bunch of horny freaks and you want to see blood

the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.

Oh full scale cardboard xenomorph cutout with a suction cup dildo at waist height, we're really on it now!

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

some sort of worm or possibly a fish?

im so sorry that you're doomed by the narrative but i really need you to answer my message on Microsoft Teams