T-shirt that says "I'M SORRY FOR THE PERSON I BECOME WHEN I'M OVERHEATED"
One Nice Bug Per Day
sheepfilms

@theartofmadeline
taylor price
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Game of Thrones Daily
AnasAbdin
Not today Justin
ojovivo
Misplaced Lens Cap
Sweet Seals For You, Always

Kaledo Art

Love Begins

Discoholic ๐ชฉ

#extradirty
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
I'd rather be in outer space ๐ธ

Kiana Khansmith
Sade Olutola
seen from Singapore

seen from Finland
seen from Ireland

seen from United States

seen from Netherlands

seen from United States

seen from Singapore

seen from United States

seen from Malaysia

seen from Israel
seen from Bangladesh
seen from Malaysia

seen from United Arab Emirates

seen from Japan
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
@fairylightlance
T-shirt that says "I'M SORRY FOR THE PERSON I BECOME WHEN I'M OVERHEATED"

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch โข No registration required โข HD streaming
none pizza with left beef
It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef
World Heritage Post
i got a fucking. advertisement on youtube. from google ai. saying. without sarcasm and with complete sincerity. "if shakespeare is too hard for you, you can always have our ai explain it to you." im gonna throw up. im gonna throw a molotov cocktail. if i see that ad again im reporting it for hate speech. how fucking dare you. i will kill you with my bare hands. with my exit pursued by a bear hands. i will tear google headquarters down brick by brick. im going to start biting people.
i dont care if monday sucks... tuesday cost me sixty bucks... wednesday thursday give no fucks. it's friday im a duck
I'm, above all else, a tangentgirl. always saying shit like "sidenote," "oh also," "by the way,"

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch โข No registration required โข HD streaming
hey boy don't kill yourself. green's dictionary of slang is available online and allows you to explore 500 years of english vulgarity. you can search by part of speech, source, time period, etymology, and usage. there's a whole category for gay slang. they even have specific citations listed so you can see the exact context for yourself. boy did you know that in 1927 "to kneel at the altar" was slang for "to sodomize"
some other hits:
Princess: an effeminate and relatively youthful male homosexual or lesbian (1931-4)
Daffodil: effeminate young man (1925)
To throw a fuck into: to have sex with (1919)
Top sergeant: a masculine lesbian (1939) [โshe takes command of the girlsโ privatesโ]
Lily: penis (1919)
Wolf: sexually aggressive man (1847); a homosexual top (1918)
Soul kiss: a deep kiss, involving putting oneโs tongue into oneโs partnerโs mouth (1907)
Tom: a lesbian (1909); [in 'old tom'] prostitute catering to lesbians (1966)
Church mouse: a male homosexual who frequents crowded churches in order to fondle any potential sex partners. (1941)
Discover one's gender: to accept or acknowledge oneโs homosexuality (1941) / Lose one's gender: To return to living as a heterosexual
Minty: a masculine lesbian (1941)
Also a lot of early 20th century vulgarity is recorded in Letter from My Father, which is a collection of letters published by a man who's dad was, in short, a major slut and human disaster who wrote about his sex life for his son. It's insane. You can find copies of it online & it's a wild fucking read (literally!) and I think a really interesting look at the life of a person who goes against our stereotypes of what people in the past were "supposed" to be like.
Anyways feel free to add y'all's favs to this post. & if you use this for gay historical fanfic please share with the class
#OH THIS IS EXTREMELY EXTREMELY HELPFUL#writing#resources#saving for later#maybe i should move my 1920s story from '25 to '27 because..... bro..........
note for writers: these are dated to the first time they were recorded, not necessarily to their first use. I imagine for many of these, they came about naturally through spoken language before they were written down anywhere. This is especially true of more underground slang because it's probably being recorded (in ways we still have) the least. So if you wanna use a term but it's a little off date-wise, give yourself some wiggle room.
also gonna take this moment to highlight two more i found recently:
Best boy: a sweetheart, a boyfriend, a husband. (1893) [w the obvious equivalent term 'best girl']
Honeydripper or honeydrips: a sexual partner (1917)
Like. Honeydripper?????? That's so horny I can't stop thinking about it. We need to bring THAT back
updates to miscellaneous page - added link to green's dictionary of slang
๐ฅ stillstainless following
full dishwasher kind of annoying actually. release me
๐ฒ tupperware follow
can we all agree that handwash onlys are attention seeking? you're using the same dish soap as the rest of us but you need a sponge bath because you're too good for a shower
๐ณ cast-iron following
op some people will die if they're washed with soap at all. unlike certain plastic divas dishes that claim to be "top row only" like that makes a fucking difference.
๐ฒ tupperware follow
can you actually fuck off
๐ฅฃ countercandy mutuals
fav thing to hold
fruit
vegetables
keys
candy
soup
something else/not a bowl
โ mug-shots follow
i love being on the top row like you are NOTTT using me for coffee LMAOO
๐พ dogbowl follow
dusty ass
๐ดsilverwarewolf following
all tucked in. in my drawer. with my polycule <3
#and these takeout chopsticks too i guess #ok
๐ฅก lunchb0x follow
Excited for summer break ๐ Can't wait to see what kinds of mold i'll collect this year
#ForgottenAgain #BackpackGang #LockerGang
๐cast-iron following
anonymous asked: Why are you whining about how other dishes like to be washed when you're literally covered in spaghetti stains
tupperware answered: what if i killed myself
๐ฅค papercup mutuals
WASP IN ME
sorry im not giving into the cutting out sweet treats propaganda. life is hard enough
แตงแตขโโโโโโโโโ!๐
(another doodle from my alt on Instagram and Twitter)
i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic
rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch โข No registration required โข HD streaming
My little nephew is dying. I will never forgive anyone who ignores this.
Please, we urgently need 700 euros for my nephew's emergency surgery. ๐ His health has deteriorated drastically; he is now in a coma and unconscious, and he is suffering greatly. Time is running out, and every moment is crucial for him.
My nephew is his parents' only child. He lost his father in this genocide in the Gaza Strip and suffered many traumas in this war. Please don't leave him alone. Donate for his operation. Please donate, donate! ๐๐ญ
Donate here - PayPal - Vetted#642
20 euros have been raised out of the 700 euros needed. He still needs 680 euros for his nephew's surgery urgently before anything bad happens to him. Donate, donate, save a child's life!
If anything bad happens to me or I lose contact with you, please remember that I begged you to donate, even a small amount, or to share my post. I will not forgive anyone who sees this post and doesn't support me with a single word or a small donation, and ignores me.
Guys, someone donated 10 euros, but we still need 670 euros for my nephew's urgent surgery. Please don't let me lose hope. My hope is in you. Save us! Save my nephew before he dies! Please donate! Donate! Don't ignore me! I'm begging you! Donate! ๐ญ๐ญ๐
My friends, one of you donated 50 euros, but we still need 620 euros. Please, keep donating. So that we can have my nephew's surgery quickly and without delay? Please, I beg you, don't let us lose hope. Save my nephew's life! Donate, donate! ๐ญ๐
Guys, we still need your help. No one has donated yet. Our goal remains the same. When will your hearts soften? All I'm asking is to save my nephew. I don't want him to die. Donate, donate. I don't want to suddenly have to tell you that my nephew has passed away. Please, we don't want to get to that point. My nephew's condition is critical. Donate, donate. ๐๐ญ
These may be my last words or the last time I write a post about my nephew, so I will not forgive anyone who sees this post and does not support me with a single word and ignores me.
Guys, my nephew's surgery is in 16 hours, and we desperately need your help. We need 450 euros. Please, don't leave me alone. Save me! Donate, donate! Don't leave me alone in this world suffering from this genocide. Be with me! Donate, donate!๐๐ญ
Please donate if you can, please, they donโt have much time left and only need โฌ450! Donating 5 or 10 euros right now can really help them!!!
Guys, I'm saying it again, my nephew's surgery is in 14 hours, and we desperately need your help. Please, please don't leave me alone. Save me! Donate, donate! Don't leave me alone in this world suffering from this genocide. Please support me! Please donate, donate!๐๐ญ
Oh God, oh God, time is running out and we still need 420 euros. Please, please stand by me, don't ignore me. Tell me the world still stands with me, helps me survive, gives me hope despite the genocide we are living through. Please, all I ask is to save my nephew. Please donate, donate!๐๐ญ
Oh my God, time is running out and we haven't reached our goal yet. There are only 11 hours left. Please, please, we still need 400 euros for my nephew's surgery. Please don't let us down. I can't sleep, I really can't. I keep wondering if I'll be able to get my nephew the operation. Please, I don't want to lose him. Donate, donate! ๐ญ๐
Guys, there are only 9 hours left, but we still need 350 euros. Please, don't let me down. Please donate! I don't want to lose hope. Please support me to save my nephew. Please, I don't want anything bad to happen to him. Time is running out. Donate, donate!๐๐ญ
Oh my God, oh my God, guys, I can't sleep. The worry is killing me. We still need 350 euros for the operation, and there are only 7 hours left. Please, please look at me with compassion and help me. Donate to me, donate, donate! Please donate! Don't let me lose hope. I have great faith in you. Please save us! Donate, donate! ๐๐ญ
Unfortunately, we were unable to perform my nephew's surgery today, and it has been postponed until tomorrow. We still need โฌ330 to proceed with the operation. Please, my nephew's condition is very serious. Please, please donate. Don't let me down. Please donate!๐ญ๐
Guys, I'm saying it again, my nephew's operation is in 16 hours, and we desperately need your help. We still need 320 euros. Please, please don't leave me alone. Please save me! Donate, donate! Don't leave me alone in this world suffering from this genocide. Please support me! Please donate, donate!๐ญ๐
Please, please, we still need 320 euros for my nephew's surgery. Please don't let us down. I can't sleep, I really can't. I keep wondering if I'll be able to afford the operation. Please, don't let me lose hope. Please help me. Tell me there's someone who's standing with me and helping me. I don't want to lose that person. Donate, donate! ๐ญ๐
Will you let another day pass without my nephew's surgery? We still need 300 euros for the operation. Please, please, your silence could kill my nephew. Don't let me lose hope. I have great faith in you, and you can do it. Please, I beg you, save us! Donate, donate! I haven't slept since yesterday, wondering if I'll be able to get my nephew's surgery or not. Please donate, donate! ๐ญ๐
me seeing a take i disagree with and piously allowing it to pass (mostly) unremarked upon: I'm sort of like a modern day saint
Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien
"kill them with kindness" FALSE! task manager๐งฎ
KICK THE CAN!
Letโs play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.
To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.
the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13ยฝ years now
And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch โข No registration required โข HD streaming
from the poem Songs of Ourselves, by Susan Edwards
hey. you have to love your trans brothers of color okay. and your trans sisters of color. and your nonbinary siblings of color. you have to okay. its simply non-optional