T-shirt that says "I'M SORRY FOR THE PERSON I BECOME WHEN I'M OVERHEATED"

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

World Heritage Post

i got a fucking. advertisement on youtube. from google ai. saying. without sarcasm and with complete sincerity. "if shakespeare is too hard for you, you can always have our ai explain it to you." im gonna throw up. im gonna throw a molotov cocktail. if i see that ad again im reporting it for hate speech. how fucking dare you. i will kill you with my bare hands. with my exit pursued by a bear hands. i will tear google headquarters down brick by brick. im going to start biting people.

I'm, above all else, a tangentgirl. always saying shit like "sidenote," "oh also," "by the way,"

hey boy don't kill yourself. green's dictionary of slang is available online and allows you to explore 500 years of english vulgarity. you can search by part of speech, source, time period, etymology, and usage. there's a whole category for gay slang. they even have specific citations listed so you can see the exact context for yourself. boy did you know that in 1927 "to kneel at the altar" was slang for "to sodomize"

updates to miscellaneous page - added link to green's dictionary of slang

sorry im not giving into the cutting out sweet treats propaganda. life is hard enough

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

My little nephew is dying. I will never forgive anyone who ignores this.

Please, we urgently need 700 euros for my nephew's emergency surgery. 💔 His health has deteriorated drastically; he is now in a coma and unconscious, and he is suffering greatly. Time is running out, and every moment is crucial for him.

20 euros have been raised out of the 700 euros needed. He still needs 680 euros for his nephew's surgery urgently before anything bad happens to him. Donate, donate, save a child's life!

If anything bad happens to me or I lose contact with you, please remember that I begged you to donate, even a small amount, or to share my post. I will not forgive anyone who sees this post and doesn't support me with a single word or a small donation, and ignores me.

Guys, someone donated 10 euros, but we still need 670 euros for my nephew's urgent surgery. Please don't let me lose hope. My hope is in you. Save us! Save my nephew before he dies! Please donate! Donate! Don't ignore me! I'm begging you! Donate! 😭😭💔

My friends, one of you donated 50 euros, but we still need 620 euros. Please, keep donating. So that we can have my nephew's surgery quickly and without delay? Please, I beg you, don't let us lose hope. Save my nephew's life! Donate, donate! 😭💔

Guys, we still need your help. No one has donated yet. Our goal remains the same. When will your hearts soften? All I'm asking is to save my nephew. I don't want him to die. Donate, donate. I don't want to suddenly have to tell you that my nephew has passed away. Please, we don't want to get to that point. My nephew's condition is critical. Donate, donate. 💔😭

These may be my last words or the last time I write a post about my nephew, so I will not forgive anyone who sees this post and does not support me with a single word and ignores me.

Guys, my nephew's surgery is in 16 hours, and we desperately need your help. We need 450 euros. Please, don't leave me alone. Save me! Donate, donate! Don't leave me alone in this world suffering from this genocide. Be with me! Donate, donate!💔😭

Please donate if you can, please, they don’t have much time left and only need €450! Donating 5 or 10 euros right now can really help them!!!

Guys, I'm saying it again, my nephew's surgery is in 14 hours, and we desperately need your help. Please, please don't leave me alone. Save me! Donate, donate! Don't leave me alone in this world suffering from this genocide. Please support me! Please donate, donate!💔😭

Oh God, oh God, time is running out and we still need 420 euros. Please, please stand by me, don't ignore me. Tell me the world still stands with me, helps me survive, gives me hope despite the genocide we are living through. Please, all I ask is to save my nephew. Please donate, donate!💔😭

Oh my God, time is running out and we haven't reached our goal yet. There are only 11 hours left. Please, please, we still need 400 euros for my nephew's surgery. Please don't let us down. I can't sleep, I really can't. I keep wondering if I'll be able to get my nephew the operation. Please, I don't want to lose him. Donate, donate! 😭💔

Guys, there are only 9 hours left, but we still need 350 euros. Please, don't let me down. Please donate! I don't want to lose hope. Please support me to save my nephew. Please, I don't want anything bad to happen to him. Time is running out. Donate, donate!💔😭

Oh my God, oh my God, guys, I can't sleep. The worry is killing me. We still need 350 euros for the operation, and there are only 7 hours left. Please, please look at me with compassion and help me. Donate to me, donate, donate! Please donate! Don't let me lose hope. I have great faith in you. Please save us! Donate, donate! 💔😭

Unfortunately, we were unable to perform my nephew's surgery today, and it has been postponed until tomorrow. We still need €330 to proceed with the operation. Please, my nephew's condition is very serious. Please, please donate. Don't let me down. Please donate!😭💔

Guys, I'm saying it again, my nephew's operation is in 16 hours, and we desperately need your help. We still need 320 euros. Please, please don't leave me alone. Please save me! Donate, donate! Don't leave me alone in this world suffering from this genocide. Please support me! Please donate, donate!😭💔

Please, please, we still need 320 euros for my nephew's surgery. Please don't let us down. I can't sleep, I really can't. I keep wondering if I'll be able to afford the operation. Please, don't let me lose hope. Please help me. Tell me there's someone who's standing with me and helping me. I don't want to lose that person. Donate, donate! 😭💔

Will you let another day pass without my nephew's surgery? We still need 300 euros for the operation. Please, please, your silence could kill my nephew. Don't let me lose hope. I have great faith in you, and you can do it. Please, I beg you, save us! Donate, donate! I haven't slept since yesterday, wondering if I'll be able to get my nephew's surgery or not. Please donate, donate! 😭💔

me seeing a take i disagree with and piously allowing it to pass (mostly) unremarked upon: I'm sort of like a modern day saint

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

"kill them with kindness" FALSE! task manager🧮

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

hey. you have to love your trans brothers of color okay. and your trans sisters of color. and your nonbinary siblings of color. you have to okay. its simply non-optional