i hope my blog feels like you’re walking through a really well-curated museum except there’s this guy next to you who’s talking on the phone and saying really insane things and you just have to deal with that

Fucked up off 2 pillows and a blanket

and you know what its not even that deep. its deeper. its subterranean

the unstoppable force is tonguing the immovable object and it seems to be enjoying the experience

hey sorry it's just that i don't think i'm very good at being a person. thanks for letting me try with you, anyway.

trauma dumpling

still so many first times to look forward to

sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.

happy birthday, gilbert baker. (june 2, 1951 — march 31, 2017)