i hope my blog feels like you’re walking through a really well-curated museum except there’s this guy next to you who’s talking on the phone and saying really insane things and you just have to deal with that

feeling a lot like season 1 will graham this summer. just constantly sweating tormented & morally dubious

minos was such a pussy. if my wife gave birth to an epic minotaur baby i wouldn't have locked him in a labyrinth. i would have taken him to the mcdonalds play place (athens) every day and let him eat as many stray mcnuggets (athenians) off the floor as he wanted. i love you hungry son

(pulling a painted vase out of my wallet) and this is my youngest at his first nose ring fitting. isn't he handsome

i seriously want to smoke the ocean.

new mychart message! aw damn....doc says my reality and existence lab work was wayyy off so she's referring me to an Ontologist

girl with ptsd voice: hey, so something really bad is gonna happen, right? you guys are picking up on that too, yeah? The other shoe is about to drop, I just know it.

you can be scared, overwhelmed, and uncertain but still be capable of doing it anyway

i have been noticing recently that people younger than me are too sensitive, while people older than me are not sensitive enough. which, if i'm correct, should be taken as a sign that the total reality penetration vortex is operating as intended -- within as few as five or six generations we may very well be producing babies who can directly perceive the wound at the heart of the world

ive thrown out that morbid talisman that keeps my bestial nature at bay so basically you'd better watch out is all im saying