1701% GAY

getting a cardassian coke at the Space 7-11 and everybody looks at me like I just ordered a black and tan in an irish pub

Still mad that they made odo human and not bajoran. That's so dumb.

oh he's your 'right hand man'? for what, jerking you off?

Is it just me or does Kira have mad sexual tension with her mirror universe self?

Oh nevermind. Kira selfcest is canon

Everyday people discover the sacred text anew

Here's your periodic reminder that the reason Kirk (tos-flavor) got a commendation for his solution to the Kobayashi Maru is because his "cheating" was his answer. Kirk's answer to the question of, "What do you do in a no-win scenario?" is "I break the rules until it isn't a no-win scenario. I don't give up on my crew, and I do whatever I can to save as many lives as possible."

And here's your periodic reminder—or first-time FYI, depending—that according to certain apocrypha, Nog similarly "beat" the Kobayashi Maru by relentlessly demanding to barter with the enemy until the simulation crashed. Like a true Ferengi, his answer to "What would you do in a no-win scenario?" is "Renegotiate the terms of the scenario. Rule of Acquisition #98: Everyone has their price."

i love being a yearner and a freak. like yes my heart aches and wants, but so does my cunt

DS9 paid for the rights to happy birthday I guess and it was for Julian's inside out style hubris breakdown episode where he turns 30

thinking about that episode where Quark has a noise complaint for Odo about Odo and Kira goes "you can hear that???" and Quark points to his own ears and goes "HELLO?"

You should be most embarrassed that you’re a disappointment to the empire.