resistance heart, first order aesthetic

asshole

motherfucker

you idiot

buddy, bud (Ilya HATES this one)

dude

Cute pet names Ilya uses for Shane:

moya lyubov

sweetheart

impatient slut

my pretty cockwhore*

cum bucket**

"stop laughing!" "hrkhrkhrkhrk"

Yuna's one is like, "HOLY SHIT THE CENTAURS ARE IN THE PLAYOFFS! I never thought I'd be so excited to say that. 😂 This is such a huge achievement and I couldn't be more proud of you! This means I'm finally going to have to cave and by an Ottawa jersey. Don't tell David I told you, but he's still drying his eyes about it. Bubbly when you and Shane come over on Saturday for SURE, okay? Love you lots. SO proud."

And David's is like, "You did it, Cap! I know how hard you worked for this and it's paid off. We'll be cheering you on for every game. I am so unbelievably proud of you, kiddo. Love you lots - can't wait to see you and Shane on Saturday."

Sad to report that I went there a couple years ago and they completely remodeled, so it no longer looks like this 😭 The original dinning room is now strictly a front counter, with a new, big room on the left for seating. Broke my heart.