woah! mama mia, cunt

oh and that gap in my resume is when i was digging my own grave

the dirt under my nails is - yeah. it won't wash out. although that's actually from when i dug myself out again. i suppose success and defeat can look the same in a mirror.

This post maid me so self conscious

i hatevegans because all they do is show off their needlessly complicated pussies

Hey fuck this post

hey sorry i can't come out tonight i have a thing

i hate that the word “goon” is associated with guys that jerk off to porn all day now. to me “goon” will always mean burly guys with a thick boston/new york/jersey accent that jump out of bed in black tracksuits and beanies , pick up their favorite crowbar , and carpool with the other goons to work to get their ass beat by batman

can't stop thinking about how silly executioner's swords look. you could flip burgers with that thang.

Ribcage is a hell of a word. Like yeah my bones trapped my heart inside my chest if u even care. I don’t know if it wants out

“body horror” not to me. Not if it’s you

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to have life experiences that were so utterly different from everyone else in my age group

“i had my first boyfriend in high school & snuck into clubs & did so many other crazy things!” good for you. i was indoors hyperfixating on something for weeks on end

When I am president, I will abolish. There will no longer be any.

i mean i wrote that post about a real life woman whose actual fingers i want forced in my mouth but it's great that you saw your beatles rpf bleed through the contours of my desire man. all of us are facets on the infinite gem of god's earth. personally i can't see ringo domming

wallace gromited so that chicken run. is this something

i’m in spain rn and i said wallace gromited so that chicken run to my friend on the bus and the woman in front of us looked back at us then pulled out english duolingo