An overcoat of clay

i think it should be socially acceptable to talk about death and loved ones who have died, even in casual conversation, even in small talk

ok so its a pretty good story but you know what would make it better? a liar. a character who lies. maybe two.

Brown is a beautiful color FUCK all the propaganda trying to convince us its ugly.

I WAS BORN YESTERDAY. I JUST BLEW IN FROM STUPID TOWN. THIS IS MY FIRST RODEO. PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH ME.

the sleepy -> cozy -> asleep pipeline is very real

i forgot Most people are not always in the state of cowering in the corner like a scared dog. y’all just be doing stuff

people are like you just need to apply to 10 jobs a day meanwhile each of the jobs want you to write them 1500 words of uniquely tailored sycophancy & then manually input your cv into their custom application form 3 different times

and then they never call you back

if you could ignore everything abt me then im actually perfect

i’ve been feeling like a loser because well i’ve been engaging in loser behaviour and activities like not looking after myself

the year is 2035. the new beauty standard is for women to cut their ears off, as ears are a masculine trait which make the face look too big and hearing isnt necessary as it doesnt align with being demure. evil feminists say perhaps this is unnecessary and ears are natural. women are agressively proclaiming they are cutting their ears off due to sensory issues

Always funny to me when indie devs who already sell games for dirt cheap participate in steam sales with like 90 percent off. Like. "Yeah this game is three dollars but you can have it for one right now." Like your game costs as much as a pack of m&ms and youre selling it for the cost of a pack of m&ms in the 1950s now? Okay

my number one advice for parents is to listen to your children tbh. and i dont just mean listening to their problems i mean like. when your kid recites the plot of a movie youve already seen or your tells you about what they did at school today or wants to show you their roblox gameplay. youve gotta be invested in knowing your kid as a person or why are you even doing the whole parenting thing.

i just figured out how to save the world. all we have to do is find and excise the undesireables. i mean just look at how much good all the examples of it in the past have done *opens history book* oops not that one *flips page* oops not that one *flips page* oops not that one *flips page* oops not that one *fli

I’m literally always saying this. U have to kill yourself to just look like some guy in a shirt