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Idek what i am so afraid of anymore.

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Guess who got their life together!!!!!
not me but someone probably has
SUE! I missed your birthday! I hope it was absolutely wonderful! Stay awesome!!! šššššš
Awww thanks, lovely! I shld hv seen this sooner - ive been MIA since my bday. Took quite awhile for me to accept that im no longer in my 20s. Had to take a breather.@u2bibliophile

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Hi! Sorry to bother you, but I wanted to ask you, where does that Orpheus and Eurydice audio come from? I mean, is it something Nico did for theatre or maybe tv? Is it from a future project? I tried to search for infos but found nothing :( thank you!
It's just a one-off radio play (something common in the UK) Also, sry for the late reply, nony. Ive been MIA for abit.
āJust divorced the son of a bitchā oh my god
Is that an accurate translation?
Actually, a better translation would be ājust divorced the son of a dogā (supposed to be an insult towards the guy and his father) lmao but yes itās accurate.
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Me: okay youāre gonna be chill about this
*hears hedwigās theme and sees the warner bros logo*
Me: *starts crying*
An icon
oh my god tom
SHOOK
D R A G G E D

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Just a little something for Nico fans to stick next to their toasters! Kxx
This is beautiful thank you
D'awwWw~ šš
*pulls up to the fanfic drive-thru window* uh yeah, iāll take a fake relationship with a side of mutual pining and thinking the other isnāt interested, thanks
#*bored authorās voice over the tannoy* d'you want fluff with that?Ā (via @amarriageoftrueminds)
Youāre in charge of assigning every child on Earth the monster under their bed. One child in particular has caused every monster assigned to him/her to quit. You decide to assign yourself.
Case: #273402 Status: Disastrous.
I stare at the file and realize I have no options, over the last 2 years every monster assigned to Charlotte Dower has quit, every last one. Her first monster; a giant goldfish-faced humanoid named Bubba, had been with her for four years, and then she wasnāt scared of him anymore. After that it was a string of different common, uncommon, and rare monsters⦠I even assigned a sentient sock monster to her. He came back crying! I look on my tablet, only one assignable monster left; myself. Field work has never been my cup of tea, but desperate times call for desperate measures. So at 8:03 pm, after Mrs. Gideon tucks in Charlotte and her little brother Daniel; I slither into the space beneath Charlotteās bed. Across the room underneath Danielās crib is a rookie, Chico, a standard Creep kind of monster. I turn my attention to the bed above me, Charlotte is still awake but barely, I reach up over the bed and run an ice cold finger over her cheek, silence, so I do it again. āIām not afraid of you monster!ā She whispers, but her voice is shaking. I can see a small clock on the wall 8:14, a door somewhere in the house slams and there is an audible hitch of breath from above me. A few minutes go by I can hear Francis Gideon yelling at his wife. There are heavy footsteps on the stairs, and loud panting breaths, Charlotte scrambles off the bed and⦠She. CRAWLS. Under. The. Bed. With. Me. āMove. Over!ā Charlotte hisses at me. I do. The door to the bedroom slams open and I smell the stench of human intoxicants before the man even steps inside. I know why Charlotte isnāt afraid of any of my monsters; sheās afraid of her own. Francis reaches a hand under the bed and I thrust my wrist into it, he starts to pull, I slither out. āWhat theā¦ā I cut Francisās next words off by unfolding to my full 12 foot height. Looming over the drunken man I caress my cold fingers down his face. āIf you ever touch, scare, or harm my child again, I will find you, and I will do the same to you, for all eternity.ā I promise to him. As Francis runs from the room he soils himself. I pull Charlotte from under the bed, tuck her back under her covers and kiss her forehead goodnight. āIāll be back tomorrow night, sleep well darling.ā Charlotte Dower is my child, I am the monster under her bed.
WELL GODAMN, WE HAVE OURSELVES A WINNER
Holy shit Iām gonna cry thatās beautiful.
no offense butā¦..iām tired of likeā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦not being stunningly beautiful
no offense but my obsession w being beautiful is literally going to get me killed

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so my english professor told us this story last year about how he met his wife and itās completely possible that he made it up just to entertain us but he says it happened and the story is this
heās a a cruise with his parents to australia where heās gonna spend a year or so for some reason. canāt remember why but it was job related. his mom is worried that if he spends too long away from her without her constant advice (my mom is also like this lol) heās going to do something impulsive and ridiculous.Ā
so, he decides to prank her by pretending to get married to a woman he just met. because heās obviously so impulsive and ridiculous. so heās talking to people and stuff and he asks this woman if sheās cool with pretending to marry him to prank his parents. and she says yes. then he goes and talks to the captain and crewmembers and heās likeĀ āi have this ridiculously funny prank where iām going to pretend to marry this lovely woman to freak out my mom.ā and they, of course, reply hell yeah. so like since the first mate has the power to marry people, i guess, he agrees to the fake wedding.Ā
so at lunch heās likeĀ āmom, dad, this is alyssa. i met her last night and weāre in love and also getting married.ā and his mom freaks out and that could be that. but no.
if theyāre gonna do this theyāre gonna go big or go home.
so, he changes his facebook status toĀ āmarried to alyssaā and invites all his friends to his wedding in the middle of the ocean. (and they believe him and congratulate him and heās concerned that his friends think he would really marry a random woman he met like six hours ago)Ā
now his mom is getting really nervous b/c alyssa (the fake bride) got her friends she was on the cruise to be her bridesmaids. they got the first mate toĀ āmarryā then at dinner in front of people. the mom is horrified.Ā
anyway the next day he goesĀ ājust kidding!ā and itās hilarious. but then he has to contact all his friends who were calling him on the phone and stuff to congratulate him to tell them it was an elaborate joke and they all think heās an asshole and he and alyssa part ways but keep in touch b/c they⦠actually get along pretty well.Ā
anyway like a year later they meet up again in boston (i think? big city that wasnt new york) and talk and end up dating for like a year and then end up engaged for real. and now he invites his friends to his real wedding and all their RSVPs essentially sayĀ āiāll show up, but if this is another fake one iāll fucking murder youā and the mom just flat out didnt believe him for a month because sheās not falling for that again.
and now theyāve been married happily for like three years and theyāre expecting their second child who has probably been born by nowĀ
and the overall point of this post is: imagine your otp
Well this is a prompt for fic if Iāve ever seen one.