400% of mental illness is thinking this is probably just how hard life is for everyone and you just can’t handle it because you’re a whiny baby who isn’t trying hard enough.

listen man, *pulls heart shaped lollipop out of my mouth with a pop noise and points it at you* im gay and not in the mood  

This is how I want to go

why don't straights understand that the sweet considerateness and tenderness of a first kiss starting with "can I kiss you?" far outweighs the 'passion' of someone just doing it without asking

today my best friend said “i’m so in love with you i feel like a little container of strawberries”

i need to swim in a clear cold stream and then lie down on a big warm rock in the sun to dry this is non-negotiable