and it is always eighteen ninety-five

if i dont respond to a message from you i can basically guarantee its not because i dislike you. im just getting attacked by imps and shit all the time genuinely.

i have tested positive for tzatziki

the bus is never going to come because im a bad person

when i was a kid i was so mad all the time bc i thought someday i'd have to be somebody's wife i didn't know it was optional. is everybody reminding the young girls in their lives that it's optional.

at least the colour green exists

google search "how to want"

google search "desire for beginners"

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

“jesse. i don’t know. WHAT would make you think that i would EVER sell you to one direction. really, just calm down and think about this logically, think about it. what would i possibly gain from selling you to one direction?? i don’t even know how one would get into contact with them. please, just take a moment and think—really think—about who WOULD be able to contact such a famous band. a man of high social standing, right?? a notable businessman, who—what?? this envelope of loose british pounds in my hand?? jesse, ive always had this—”

jokainen note olkoon yksi legopalikka satunnaisesti valitun kelan aSiAnTuNtiJaN lattialle

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