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I think an important fact to understand what kind of person I am is that I have read the entire 718 chapters of “The Legendary Master’s Wife” At least four times, this I did while complaining about how sexist and bad the book is. Why did I do this to myself? Cool mystical creatures and world building that can be so so good when it is good (though sometimes it’s just an enabler to make the love interest absurdly overpowered or the MC the most special rainbow soul boy in the world)

So yeah, one day I start reading svsss and realize I am just the aroace Mexican gen z version of Shen Yuan, I can’t even have an original personality! Fuck my gay yuri life.

#shitpost #svsss #shen yuan #the legendary master’s wife #danmei #cultivation worlds #the books is so bad and so frustrating #it could be good but it refuses to be #it could also be normal about women but again refuses #the MC is a weirdo who is always commenting on what women wear and how they act #like bitch you are a weird homosexual guy with a special rainbow soul #shut up about random women you find in your travels

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The Ideal Self

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Who is the Monster? Who is the Man?

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All Work And No Play

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Despite All My Rage...

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The names Practice

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Mal Practice

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Nice to meet you Dr. Practice, could you please tell me what’s wrong with my son :)

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He needs surgery on all of his bones

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Very well, here is my credit card :)

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I accept no payment I do this because I love it

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Recently obsessed with a New York based odd jobs company called “Rent A Butch” where you can rent the time of various gender outlaws as long as you are not straight and/or cis to do whatever kind of manual labor you so desire. Mostly because because I cannot think of people I would feel safer ha—

Why do you own a homunculus? One that knows sin no less?

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@definitely-ao3-offical

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Do you think people in the past realized that their shit was old as fuck?

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They probably looked at the wagon wheel and thought to themselves "yeah this is pretty bad"

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SLUT WORLD IS UNDER ATTACK

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#slut world my beloved

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I wish all Black girls a clear shot at this world. I wish all Black girls a full belly. I wish all Black girls a respite from their many troubles. I wish all Black girls nothing but grace, prosperity, and ease. Black girls I am hoping for your continued safety and success every single day.

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Yet another silly SVSSS AU/fic prompt where SY transmigrates into demon/creature within the endless abyss. He's been transmigrated there hundreds of years before the plot and decides to spend time making abyss a little awful and organized.

If he can fix some plot points and get things less chaotic (airplane seriously just crept adding stuff that made zero sense to get more sex scenes) so SY will fix that and make things less bad for Binghe...

He ends up taking over the entire abyss without realizing. Man is emperor of the abyss.

Xin Mo has been begging SY to wield it but SY is like 'i'm not touching the protagonists golden finger, why would I do that i'm just an NPC'

SY has not realized he's the feared emperor of the abyss, tales of his power have even reached outside texts, he is the great terror that rules over all others and untied all the creatures under his power.

He just keeps thinking this is just to make things easier for Binghe... he's mentioned a few times about LBH and his subjects have heard a heavenly demon hat will fall in who SY talks about with adoration.

Clearly they all decide SY is a seer (it would explain a lot) and LBH is their future bride.

LBH falls into abyss ready to start revenge arc... only to get scooped up by first demons who see him and take him palace to apparently 'future husband' LBH is ready to start killing... until he meets SY.

Empress of the abyss suddenly sounds very appealing.

SY: I can help Binghe go though this arc with less trauma and then i'm sure he'll leave and become emperor

LBH: I am empress of the abyss and I am never leaving.

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SVSSS AU based on this post I just made

After Airplane makes a comment on a forum that he's Mobei-Jun's husband, the System makes it true, but in a roundabout way

When Mobei-Jun is born he is told that he is destined to marry the god of their world by demon elders. This makes him a target, but the system grants him a lesser protag halo to survive childhood due to his status as god's spouse

Shang Qinghua finds out about this prophecy years into his servitude with Mobei-Jun, however he is unable to tell him he's god because, according to the System, 'parameters have not been met'

Mobei-Jun, despite being destined for his god, still falls for Shang Qinghua, and it isn't until years later when they both confess their love does the System allow Shang Qinghua to tell him the truth

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Before Dying

PIDW Fan: is MBJ married? who's his spouse?

Airplane Shooting Towards the Sky: me lol

After Dying

Mobei-Jun, meeting Shang Qinghua for the first time: I know who you are

Shang Qinghua: What?! How?!

Mobei-Jun, smiling: You're my husband

Shang Qinghua: WHAT?! SYSTEM!

System: [Technically it's canon ¯\_(ツ)_/¯]

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btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

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