Most People Are Me

How the fuck was this post made yesterday it feels so retro

im at the soup convention and many strong and beautiful women are talking about how delicious and nutrient rich my broth is and they didnt even mention you

if twitter existed in the 17th century we’d see threads like “oh no you can’t burn the cotton plantations. think of the seamstresses. think of all the people who need clothes. burn the sugar plantations instead. oh no don’t burn those uh people need food. how about you only burn the tobacco plantations. but convenience stores will lose profits so don’t do that. burn the-”

If thou wantest to express thoust concern, vote Whig this November forthcoming

“the fffuuuu rage face guy is actually the funniest joke” says st peter at he casts you out of heavens pearly gates. you clasp your sweaty palms together. “you mocked it"he said. “you thought it was shit”

i hate making tea cuz i feel bad for throwing out the teabag. i’m always like i should eat this

creating a bare-bones socialist compound for your Sims to live in as radical praxis