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this is now a homestuck fanblog
but what about all the redditors who follow your worm fan blog
they can go ahead and pick option 3

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I am known as the dead man, the blade in the dark, the living weapon, the mutant, the darkness of the heart, the one-eyed demon, god-stabber, the nightscourge, the darkstalker, vengeance, the viper of darkwood valley, dragonthief, the final bandit, the obsidian gaze and the eye in the dark, the priestslayer and the clericsbane, gloomdagger, flameborn, deathwalker, terror of the heavens, the bane, the dark smothering the light as evening breaks, the poisoned chalice, moonshadow, elf ear licker, the blademaster, the soulless one, the holy man's lament, the flying guillotine, the wretch, death's shadow, quicksilver, the grim omen, foul dweller, the deadly gambit, shadow-heart, death-dealer, the hidden blade, rooster strangler, jane doe, herald of desolation, the bloody fable, the piercing sorrow, the swamp-shade, strider, hero's folly, the contemptible scoundrel, disturbed stalker, night's edge, a thang most foul, the viper's sting, scam likely, ninja of the new moon, el cazador, giantslayer, fate-stealer, soul-render, hope's end, avatar of despair, sliver of the shadowed veil, the wraith, ghostblade, 死, nightfall, the phantom, the last resort, bloodthirst, unquenchable fury, rogue warrior, the heartless one, the leaden soul, the martyr of darkness, unholy fury, blackguard, breaker of vows, spiritbreaker, the nightmare, killer, the enemy of all living things, snakeblood, the immutable truth, the light's bane, the vengeful revenant, depraved fool, the killing machine, the beast of bones, brutal operator, the elden ring scoundrel, the bug man, the shadow spectre, glintblade, bloodseeker, rabbit, the merchant's scourge, shadestalker, the blight of man, knifegleam, nightfear, virtuous thief, the blood butcherer, ironeye, dog guillotine, blade of night, the copy ninja, the dark hellstorm, scarecrow, delinquent of unnatural talent, bloody butterfly, twisted genius, la fantasma, little light, the final god of pain, clockwork assassin, The Broke Hustler,
the duchy of milq'drauz bestowed me with the left cleave of god, death's lament, blade of ill-omen, she who stalks the night, the veil between what is and what must never be,
inventor of the fifteen minute pickle, balding oil, the sexual cigarette lighter, the sixteen minute pickle (deprecated), the forty dollar freak, poetic justice, the lesser onion, a new kind of mammal, shadow glue, canned dread, dehydrated water, the biting cold, a bacterium, sky monkeys, carapace wax, the glow-in-the-dark light bulb, the seventeen minute pickle (deprecated), psychic knee surgery, crawling horrors, green paste, the fuckable jpeg, feeling a bit peckish, surmountable odds, no less than twelve novel ways to operate a penny farthing, "green dragon" hot pepper mead, a foul disposition, the chittering hordes, four possible conclusions other than death at the end of living being's lifespans, the eighteen minute pickle (still maintained for legacy systems), pig lead, another clutch of eggs, the sexual technique, broad spectrum antipsychotics, premium asbestos, minced bread, the bandit technical, the autopreen, digital grain storage media, the winter onion, gilded heirlooms, the penile code, the cure for berrycup madness, "the a5 wagyu of beetroots," the de-tenderizer, chimpanzee shoes, solarpunk pornography, the world's first tomato based electrical engine, overnight boasts,
Word Count: 492
Verdict: Winded.
I'd much prefer if your word count were zero, in perpetuity
s1 just ENDS LIKE THAT???
THE LONG AWAITED, INCREDIBLY EXCITING SEQUEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sorry about that by the way. i think if i make another 20+ part comic in one go again i will die :,T
in other news i have ibis premium now :o yay!
first part

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you have triggered me, a woke SJW who loves ska music
alright calm down ma'am here . here are comped tickets to a house show where my friends band is playing with Chudson. have fun buddy
hey so i know we just cut off your arm and stuff and i know you’re in a lot of pain and yes we are grateful that you’re still even willing to talk to us but since you screamed and shouted how you were going to “take revenge” and “kill us all” and “make us pay” right after we cut off your arm we’ve decided you’re really problematic and we don’t want to talk to you anymore
descending into the evil witch dungeon where 600 feet below the earth locked up is the psychotic horrible monstergirl shes really excited to see you even if its just to use her against your enemies
hey man its me your mutual from the web serial about being morally grey and neutral. oh what you mean you liked that serial because you’re also morally grey and neutral? well i liked it because i believe nobody is actually morally grey and that concept is entirely fictional. and also i’m upset at you because of a percieved moral sleight that never happened. and even if it did i would believe it to be an act of evil instead of being a morally neutral act. i’m a really well adjusted individual
its text your ex tuesday

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It's no surprise that shark skin is such a good topic for the phenomenon called smooth-sharking.
Sharks having rough, sandpaper-like skin is a pretty widely-known piece of trivia; I learned that as a kid. But it's not so widely-known that people who know it can assume everyone else knows. From a moderate distance, they certainly look smooth.
So you have a substantial number of people who are confident in their shark knowledge, but not confident in other people's shark knowledge. And also, they haven't been smooth-sharked yet. Every day, more nerdy kids join Tumblr than get exposed to the "smooth shark" meme.
And the first time they see someone say sharks are smooth, they chime in to correct what looks like an ordinary misunderstanding. But plenty of their digital neighbors know about smooth-sharking, and descend on the well-meaning nerd, like a wounded seal being attacked by some kind of smooth-skinned fish.
The feeding frenzy often attracts other nerds unfamiliar with smooth-sharking, and the sheer number of people who get tricked by smooth-sharking turns into a spectacle for those in on the joke. Thus the smooth-shark arguments get spread far and wide, encouraging other tumblrinas to follow in their footsteps.
And as the meme spreads, the circle of life continues.
I'm realising how fucking funny it is that I thought you were calling me some kind of racial slur for the past week (but it was cyberpunk slang) and just accepted it placidly
YOU THOUGHT I WAS SLURRING YOU??!!?!?!??!??!
i can’t even play the game anymore everytime someone says “choom” this fucking ask mentally flashbangs me
stop reblogging this.
never draw lines against me and mine. for i will find uncountable allies and seek to stack the deck against you . until your only option is to cede ground and tuck tail .
another victory.
never draw lines against me and mine. for i will find uncountable allies and seek to stack the deck against you . until your only option is to cede ground and tuck tail .
levels my demon blade at your throat, in disbelief of your betrayal

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