rejoyce

hey so i know we just cut off your arm and stuff and i know you’re in a lot of pain and yes we are grateful that you’re still even willing to talk to us but since you screamed and shouted how you were going to “take revenge” and “kill us all” and “make us pay” right after we cut off your arm we’ve decided you’re really problematic and we don’t want to talk to you anymore

descending into the evil witch dungeon where 600 feet below the earth locked up is the psychotic horrible monstergirl shes really excited to see you even if its just to use her against your enemies

hey man its me your mutual from the web serial about being morally grey and neutral. oh what you mean you liked that serial because you’re also morally grey and neutral? well i liked it because i believe nobody is actually morally grey and that concept is entirely fictional. and also i’m upset at you because of a percieved moral sleight that never happened. and even if it did i would believe it to be an act of evil instead of being a morally neutral act. i’m a really well adjusted individual

its text your ex tuesday

never draw lines against me and mine. for i will find uncountable allies and seek to stack the deck against you . until your only option is to cede ground and tuck tail .

levels my demon blade at your throat, in disbelief of your betrayal