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this is now a homestuck fanblog

but what about all the redditors who follow your worm fan blog

I could be quanxis questionably younger girlfriend but I fear I'm much too insecure to psychologically handle her giving attention to her four other girlfriends. perhaps in part 2 when they're all dead I could be her hopelessly infatuated rebound that shes only using to avoid processing her grief

I miss when people wrote their own fanfics

chat gpt generate me a sixty thousand word em slash hamiltom fan fiction one bed trope slow burn enemies to lovers angst hurt comfort

She arrived around four. You offered her water because you were thirsty and you thought she might be too. A few hours into hanging out she asked you where the bathroom was and excused herself for a minute or two. Later that night, lying in bed, while going over every detail of the day in your head, looking for something to blame yourself for, a thought occurred to you. You made her pee. You feel a terrible shame. There’s something deeply evil about you. How could you do that to another person. You’re so fucking manipulative. You made her pee.

hot 🔥 summer ⛱️ tip🧠! when the temperature 🌡️ goes UP ⏫ have a panic😱 attack⚔️

Hi, my name is James Webbony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Space Telescope and I am a telescope in space (that's how I got my name) and I have a five-layer aluminum-coated Kapton sunshield protecting my instruments and gold-coated hexagonal primary mirror segments like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Lady Gaga (AN: if you don't know who she is, get the hell out of here!). I'm not related to the Hubble Space Telescope, but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm an infrared telescope but I am much larger than Spitzer. I have 18 primary mirror segments. I also study exoplanets, and I go to a telescope school in L2 where I'm in orbit (I was launched in 2021). I can see distant galaxies (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly gold. I love space, and I take all my photos there. For example, today I was taking a photo of the Cartwheel Galaxy, which is about 500 million light years away. I was using my NIRcam, NIRspec, MIRI, and FGS-NIRISS. I was walking outside L2. It was around 1 million miles away from Earth and there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I unfolded my primary mirrors at them.