rejoyce

this is now a homestuck fanblog

but what about all the redditors who follow your worm fan blog

hot 🔥 summer ⛱️ tip🧠! when the temperature 🌡️ goes UP ⏫ have a panic😱 attack⚔️

Hi, my name is James Webbony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Space Telescope and I am a telescope in space (that's how I got my name) and I have a five-layer aluminum-coated Kapton sunshield protecting my instruments and gold-coated hexagonal primary mirror segments like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Lady Gaga (AN: if you don't know who she is, get the hell out of here!). I'm not related to the Hubble Space Telescope, but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm an infrared telescope but I am much larger than Spitzer. I have 18 primary mirror segments. I also study exoplanets, and I go to a telescope school in L2 where I'm in orbit (I was launched in 2021). I can see distant galaxies (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly gold. I love space, and I take all my photos there. For example, today I was taking a photo of the Cartwheel Galaxy, which is about 500 million light years away. I was using my NIRcam, NIRspec, MIRI, and FGS-NIRISS. I was walking outside L2. It was around 1 million miles away from Earth and there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I unfolded my primary mirrors at them.

i dont like the bad luck brian memes anymore they make me sad. i wouldnt want to be in that situation why are we hurting him

float like a butterfly (nervously forgets end of quote) green like a pea

op? op. op wake up. listen to me. i have to put an annoying additon on your post now. op. you dont understand. if i dont give my quip im going to hurt myself in real life. ok?