Amor Fati

Huge pet peeve in video games is when you can’t hold your breath underwater for very long or it takes a good while to regain your breath above water. Unrealistic. Like my condolences to the devs for your lack of breath support but that just could not be me…

are you a frog or perhaps a turtle

i am a Saxophone player

it’s DIRT

unmute for comically aggrieved farmer

reblogging for the second time because I still laugh uncontrollably. in my mind the cows are trying to be gracious about their strange gift. ‘yes we love it thank u’

@diseonfire future?

Me and my mutuals meeting to assess knifes

Where’s the cat

This is legitimately the funniest thing ive ever seen

I’m screaming

me ordering a coke at mcdonald’s at 3am while completely zooted

Things are heating up in the cooking fandom.

That’s how cooking works

wheres seasons greasons

its that time of year again

It doesn’t have to be

its not optional