Kris' stupid shit

praxis

.....Belphie and Pangur are chasing each other and wrestling without any growling!! true friends? playing happily? a 12 year old and a 10 month old?

have you tried to use youtube without an adblocker recently? i guarantee you’ll be leaving bombs and spraying question marks around the city like the riddler

Objectively it’s funny how the media’s reaction absolutely will spawn more copycat shooters

Like. They’re literally turning this guy into a 1930s beloved criminal

Ho ho ho merry sad potatomas

uses my insane musscle memory to open 4 wrong apps in a row

we should legalize polyamorous marriage  for all the other reasons we should but also because I wanna see what polygamous divorce looks like

as a family law attorney i can tell you that the one time my family law class in law school got Absolutely Lit was the day our professor came in, dropped the casebook on teh table, looked at all of us, and said, “tell me why polygamy is *il*legal in the united states.” and a bunch of people came up with answers (monogamy is the cultural preference, christianity, etc) and she swept her hand and went “WRONG! it is because if you have polygamous marriages then the family and trust & estates law systems as we know them today would DIE A HORRIBLE PAINFUL EXCRUCIATING DEATH” and i think about that class every day