That’s A Yikes From Me

printers behave like that because the medieval monks they put out of work are haunting them

do you think it feels good for wolves to go awoo i think it feels good

the urge to write never leaves but the motivation to do so is a lover lost at war

to anyone missing my writing please know i am also missing my writing

People who think this planet was created for humans to be ours are so wild to me

70% of the planets surface is undrinkable uninhabitable death water that sharks love. How is that a human-centric design.

the earth was created for various types of crabs

Girl you need to get out of bed faster than this

I'm giving it all she's got boss

invite me to your discord server so i can immediately become overwhelmed, mute it, and never interact with any of you ever again

Blathers: Hideous ugly bug. Foul. Absolutely repulsive. Anyway I'm going to lovingly care for this ugly ugly creature. Please bring me more. Thank you. Yuck.

i love it when pets fall asleep on me because i can ask anyone to do anything for me sorry i can’t get up i have been chosen

Accidentally bought my cat cantrip instead of catnip and now she’s casting eldritch blast at me from the overlook of her cat tree while demanding wet food only

*puts the difficulty on easy because I know who I am and I enjoy having fun*