The Knarliest

How I sound at the end of my closing shift

hey siri add to calendar ‘vandalize todd howard’s wikipedia page’ on april 25th, 2018

the day approaches

I know this such an irrational thing to get mad over but when my headphones get caught on something and yanked out I legit have to take three seconds to freeze and contain my anger

TALL

@mostlycatsmostly

@climbdraws

Yeah I’m really scared of the guy with 30 rusty iron swords and 200 fruit cakes

That just means he can heal 200 times right before death

its… homestuck day

Becoming re-obsessed with fandoms/ships/character is the best feeling in the world, it feels like coming home, you’re like oh yeah this is why i loved you so much

Homestuck feels more like waking up with a hangover in a hospital

If a girl feels uncomfortable hanging out with you alone, and you get so offended by that, it makes you angry, she probably made the right choice.

I know I’ve reblogged this recently but still so spot the fuck on.

In general if a dude gets angry by you declining an invitation you made the right choice to say no

i love how edward elric dresses like the typical anime protag (all black, red cloak w/ huge emblem, tight leather pants, always puts skulls or spikes on everything, huge belt with a chain on it, etc. etc.) but literally everyone else dresses like normal fucking people so he just constantly gets berated for his Shit Awful Taste

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you.