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my beautiful wife is a shit stirrer and i love that about her

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trevor z revenge era so successful he’s no linger the flop in br open ice graphics
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how do you reconcile with liking morally imprehensible content and problematic media?
i dont reconcile w anything bc i dont give a shit thanks for sending me this batshit ask tho
btw i love when dubcon is used in fiction as a way to explore characters. i love when characters don’t understand how to “properly” ask for consent because they have never had their consent respected in their lives. i love when traumatized adult characters make potentially unwise choices about what to do with their bodies because they have the autonomy to do so. i love when characters make choices that i personally wouldn’t make, but i can totally understand how they got there. i love when characters have complex, fucked up, unhealthy dynamics, but still care about each other and want to do better. i love when writers trust audience members to read between the lines instead of spoon feeding them moral lessons. i love when characters are allowed to actually fuck up and have mistakes to learn from!

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TZ is a great fit for Philly because he’s a northeast guy he’s a fish in a pond without a bigger fish, he’s a Springsteen fan probably, fall is beautiful and winter freezes, he has attitude problems, he has a small guy complex despite being 6’0 and looking taller next to normal people, he concussed a guy, he’s an overdog with an underdog chip, he is a pest, he’s a charmer, he knows how to sell and he’s kind of gross. He dated a model* but he’s been single for years. He needs to be among the people, someone gave him a vintage fashion taste. He’s gonna live in Jack Hughes’ (New York’s) endless shadow forever, he’s got a sleeve, he chose to live in center city, it’s the city of brotherly love oh wait
me 100% pandering to myself in my writing: wow this is so good like it was crafted exactly to my specific tastes
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affirmation: I am capable of finishing the works of pornographic fanfiction I start writing
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can we put some dubious consent in this thang
i would like if something horrible and invasive was happening to him and his boundaries were violated and he was uncomfortable and scared
Assorted free-range headcanons about Hollanov at 45-55 years old:
Shane starts getting grays at 35, so by 45 he is a salt-and-pepper kING. It makes for a distinguished photograph on his memoir. He has a ghostwriter, obviously, how do you expect him to just sit and write all day? He writes the chapter about his and Ilya's rivalry though, only at the end of the chapter is he like "And we were married in the summer of 2021 with a honeymoon in Spain. He's the best person I know." after just a dry comparison of all their stats Pre-Centaurs.
One child. Boychild. Shane's genes and a Russian name. Conceived via surrogacy after Ilya retires first due to busted ass knee syndrome. Child enjoys hockey. Not great at it. Looooves playing the oboe in school band. Shane checks it out and AS IT TURNS OUT the oboe is a difficult, competitive instrument. They proceed with characteristic intensity, as if this was athletics. Son, you're gonna win at the oboe.
Ilya needs glasses. He just steals Shane's off his face and it's a whole ritual that ends in them kissing. Boychild is mortified every time they're trying to read a take-out menu.
Shane gets into hockey commentary/podcasting and is notoriously. Um. Not Nice. A lot of "What?? What did I say??" It's never personal though. Just about players' shitty game.
Ilya is Big. Chunky. He's glorious. Muscle that now has fat over it. Arms like tree trunks. Torso: round. 100% Naturalized Canadian Citizen Beef. Hair, everywhere. Shane must BITE to check it all out and make sure everything is in order.
Shane gets really into individual athletics- rock climbing, marathons before he also gets busted ass knee syndrome, biking, swimming, anything where it's like testing the limits of his body against himself. Ilya is like a "fifty push-ups every day keeps me in shape enough to fuck you right" kind of guy, but he joins in sometimes just to make Shane get furious with competition
New rookie/juniors player billeting every year once boychild goes to music conservatory so they build a whole separate wing for the youngsters so it doesn't interfere with empty-nest fucking
Once they hit 50 they do get up stupid early like old men do and have old man coffee shop time with David Hollander (professional boring old man) at their favorite diner. Shane really cherishes this time with his dad and makes it a point to do it as often as they can. Conversely, they build Yuna a mother in law house when David passes away (death comes for us all) and she becomes crazy hockey mom to all their rookies.
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there's a theragun in every room of the house and trying to unfuck their various Busted Ass Issues becomes just another step in sex prep
Shane is terrorising the local birdwatching community
Ilya is personally if inadvertently responsible for at least four divorces among his kid's schoolmate's parents
every time they attend a Centaurs game they end up on kiss cam (which isn't even a THING Shane is convinced they do this just to fuck with him) and they always pretend to be reluctant and roll their eyes and oh, fine, if you insist *smooch* *deafening cheers*
they're not really famous anymore anywhere EXCEPT Ottawa, where they're very famous but everybody's kind of agreed to be chill about it and also now that they ACTUALLY have time to spare they're just like, doing stuff. so you get an excited insta post from somebody new in town like omg i think i just saw shane hollander at tim horton's??? and the comments are all "dude obviously he always gets a coffee and a box of timbits thursday afternoon, where else would he be"
Dot I admit I was trying to summon you with this lmaooo
The Theragun in every room is everything. I'm also obsessed with routine man Shane but instead of like training and conditioning it's going to get timbits on Thursday afternoons lmao
every day of my goddamn life i am haunted by the metamorphosis of baby kyle dubas and twinky little princess william nylander on the marlies to how now willy just looks like? That? like do you think kyle is okay. do you think he has any blood left in his brain. how does he function.
anyway my point is that twunk needs to absolutely fuck that nerd UP.
Wait I’m sorry parent/child incest fic?????? Why does that exist? Why do you KNOW that exists?????? What the fuck 🤢
I feel like you can sort of tell how long (or not) someone has existed in fannish spaces by how outraged they get about things like this. Like rings in a tree trunk lol. I've been in so many fandoms. At least one, but often multiple at the same time, since I was a teenager. I've seen just. Everything.
Sex pollen. Mpreg. Incest. Monster fucking. Tentacles. Pairings like Snape/Hermione that would be crazy abusive and illegal if they were real. Wild kinks. The babygirlification of all kinds of villains. So much RPF (the 'I sincerely believe they are secretly a couple' kind and the 'this is fictional but it's fun to imagine they're in love' kind.)
You learn to just scroll past shit you don't like or unfollow people or filter tags. The tldr of fandom is that humans are weird as fuck. And creative, and unhinged, and traumatized, and talented. And amazing. And every single thing that you clutch your pearls about 'well surely someone doesn't want to read/write THAT!' - someone does. Probably lots of people do. And those people are perfectly normal. In their offline lives, they're parents and siblings and they have jobs and friends and they go about their lives and they don't cause any harm. And that's the sticking point. There's this really concerning, frankly highly Evangelical idea that if someone enjoys the wrong kind of fiction, they are obviously a Bad Person. But nothing is that simple, and thought crimes aren't real, and you definitely have some thoughts or ideas that someone else would find fucked up. You don't have to like every kind of fic that exists. I certainly don't. But shaming people for their harmless fantasies about fictional characters is so boring. I saw Goody Proctor enjoying a Toxic Ship! Good for you, I'll alert the pope.

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the thing about the mm hockey romance genre as a whole, which IS different from the other sports romance genres other than maybe boxing/mma although i’ve never seen an mma mm romance novel, that nobody has figured out how to wrangle or particularly even attempted to is like. well. you can hit men as much as you want as long as you’re not sleeping with them!
ok i know this is a dead horse but it’s MY dead horse bongo drum and i will beat it all i please. the thing about the hollander-in-laws-adopt-ilya thing is like. so at the end of tlg post-fight shane calls yuna crying and is like “mom we just had a huge fight and i fucked up he’s going to dump me oh my god.” and yuna is like “there there he loves you it’ll be fine.” now how does this go if shane calls yuna crying and says “mom we had a huge fight and i fucked up and ilya slammed me against the wall.” well i don’t think those loving hollander in-laws are going to be quite so generous with their pasta now are they. which is why it’s a terrible idea for your PTSD-riddled suicidal spouse’s main support network to be your parents!!
like not to put too fine a point on it but suicidal people with untreated PTSD can do terrible things, and that’s usually a sign that they are in urgent crisis, that you need to act immediately, because pushing everyone away from you as hard as you can and crossing the line that (you think) you can never come back and finally being fully doomed and damned and unforgivable and provably evil is the last step of the process. so like now shane can’t tell anyone about literally any negative aspect of their relationship because then ilya is left without any support system at all, so instead shane is stuck going no baby it wasn’t that bad it’s all fine, because otherwise ilya is taking a header off the nearest ugly ottawa bridge!! this is why couples need separate friend groups.