enjoy the silence

I hate when akinator asks that one really specific question and you know he’s fucking got you

i was about to talk shit on how impractical round food storage containers are when fridges are square but if we didn't have them then where would soup go? certainly not a square container

i have soup in a rectangular container in my fridge rn

that's fucked up bro

anyone else notice how nothing happened in august

speak for urself i think i strait up #Gotkilled 3 times

PLEASE HIS LITTLE FACE 🥹

Same as that water sipping kitten

i love student housing. i’m in the common room waiting for a friend and there’s some dude crying on the couch w a bunch of his friends around him and i can only hear bits and pieces but someone asked him “who gets the minecraft server if you guys break up?” and he started crying harder and a 3rd person reached over to smack the guy who asked it on the back of the head

university is the best place on earth bc everyone has like 400 iq points but we’re all collectively only using 18 of them (7 on weekends but we have to share them)

Ew university students aren’t smarter than anyone ever at any point

this makes so much more sense now???

Why didn’t this meme come with a translator’s note

Hmm

Chosen.

If this were to happen to me i would burst into tears

some of u never tried to force a volleyball as far underwater as u could at a pool as a kid only to have it shoot up and hit u in the fucking face and it shows