live and drink

*handcuffs us together* friendship bracelet!!

nah man i cant come over tomorrow im gonna listen to songs and think about characters. yeah no its gonna be all day

a severe thunderstorm warning that doesnt follow through is worse than orgasm denial

[DAZED FROM BLOOD LOSS] hey not to kill the vibe completely but i think i am in love with you

pushing back against oldest child stereotypes by making unwise choices and not being dependable

"girl" is a type of fidget toy

I hate you Ozempic craze I hate you 'heroin chic' I hate you weight loss ads on public radio I hate Burn Fat Fast ads every thirty seconds I hate you I hate you I hate you

I grew up before the term 'thigh gap' was invented I grew up before 'hip dip' was invented I was born before 'muffin top' was a thing before 'clean girl look' was a thing before 'glass skin' was a thing before razoring off peach fuzz was a thing and I'm so so so fucking tired of us inventing new concepts purely for the purpose of convincing people to hate their own bodies enough to buy products

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep

My one boring tip to anyone in their 20s is to resist the temptation to rot in your room every time you get a free moment. Dismiss any neuroses you have about going outside and "being perceived". Be a dictator about it, plan your hangouts like they are binding commitments. No excuses! Go to the bar with your friends. Be kinda hungover at work. Socializing is like exercise; even if you don't feel like you want to, you should still do it because it's good for you.

there’s just something so nice about having your tits out