*finger guns*

suddenly the fucking

they must've opened the fridge

it should be illegal for things in drawers to accumulate dust. you were IN the drawer WHAT is your problem

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

sorry i can’t go out tonight i’m at home sitting down

Don't use Gemini or ChatGPT just use me, I can give you misinformation and I'll do a little dance

u used to be able to put a dvd in your computer. and then u could watch it

In your 20s, you'll feel like you're losing the race. It's important to understand that there is no race.

In your 30s, you'll feel like you're losing the race. It's important to understand that there is no race.

forgive the version of you that didn’t know any better

forgive the version of yourself that knew better but did it anyway. forgive every version of yourself. we are constantly learning from our mistakes.

forgive the version of you that didn’t know what to do and could not have foreseen what the right choice was, if there even was one. forgive the version of you that made a choice and regretted it.

There's a scene in very early 60's Doctor Who where a character falls into a swamp, I think, and they throw not a rag doll, but a card board cut out of the actor. 10/10 they don't make 'em like this no more