Spice Up Ya Life

is is this supposed to sound *bad*?

I adore how she carries his head low, at her side, and not aloft in triumph. This is not a self-aggrandizing hero lauding her great deed. This is a woman who wanted to be left the fuck alone.

The contestant didn’t speak English as a first language Due to this the judge didn’t judge his dish as biscuits and gravy but as brisket and gravy and the contestant moved onto the next round After this Alton started explaining the dish he was asking them to make more in detail to make sure it didn’t happen again.

THE CORRECT WAY TO REACT TO LANGUAGE MISCOMMUNICATION

when Lemony Snicket wrote “I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you everyday” that hurt me

Me looking for articles to cite in my paper that I totally procrastinated on

I laughed at this too much

This is actually done for legal reasons. If Chad was excluded from the will entirely, he could make the case that he was supposed to be included but was forgotten, and get a big chunk of the estate. By explicitly giving him $1, it shows he wasn’t forgotten so he doesnt have a case.

MOOD

oh god I had a really big epiphany about love and personhood but I’m too drunk for words. hold on I’m gonna paint it.

this belongs in the moma with the preceding text post as its title