hold onto your hats, boys

y'all keep complaining about your series finale, but bbc literally killed every single person in merlin except merlin

ten years later and the jonas brothers are exactly where we all knew they would be. nick is a heartthrob enjoying a successful solo career. joe is in a successful new punk-pop band having a fun time. kevin is 40 year old conservative construction worker or something with two kids.

u ever wear fingerless gloves and hold a hot drink and immediately feel like a 1900s victorian urchin taking a break from pickpocketing to gratefully accept a meal from the soup kitchen

writing style: author from the 1800s with a severe love of commas whose sentences last half a page 

I came out here, to this point, to this place, hoping against all hope and despite signs and portends suggesting otherwise that I might, somehow, find myself having a pleasant experience, and yet here I stand, alone against the world, feeling assaulted, attacked on all fronts, knowing not my enemy’s name nor his face nor whether our battle is done.

Like I genuinely can’t tell whether that’s an example or somebody gloriously rewriting the “I came out here to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now” meme

yes

Right in the feels.

reblog if you’ve ever been horrified by your own Customer Service voice

she is so FAKE 

love thissss