est. 2012

booty shorts with this on the back

arts degrees r so funny because you go in class and theyre like What Is A Poem? we dont know for sure... and then moral of the story is we don't know what a poem is. and then the worst part of it is that theyre right

you think that you're so alone in the world then you read literature from hundreds of years ago and you realize that other people have always felt this way

“tattoos are going out of style” they’ve been around for a thousand years im sorry you’re conservative now get well soon ig

You are less fashionable than Ötzi the ice man who had sick tattoos

what doesn’t kill you makes you cry on a bright sunny day

The fact this isn't a painting is a testament to one of the greatest feats of set design and production I've ever seen.

"am i being too much" are you aware i'd unzip my skin and make room for you in there

*takes you on a museum date and proceeds to explain the most disgusting and bizarre facts to you with unveiled excitement*

Faux leather was the worst thing ever created

Lets take a material that can last decades with the right treatment and care and fucking replicate it with the most dogshit ugly flimsiest animal extinction microplastics smells bad unsexual rips in four days garbage disgusting saran wrap we can think of. Ostensibly for vegans.

"this too shall pass" sure but have you considered the fact that i don't like the way it's passing

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

can i get a fucking ETA on “this too shall pass”?

hamlet is so funny all the time. horatio being like ghosts aren’t real. i know this. i know ghosts aren’t real. i am a real mature student who goes to school and studies real mature things so i know ghosts aren’t real. i know this because i go to school. gets to denmark and the guards are like oh you go to school??? thank God we need someone who learned how to talk to ghosts

this is what GOOD pussy sounds like [geiger counter noises]

my constant stream of thank yous and sorrys will save me from the ass beating i have coming for the crime of having needs