Please think of the comedy gold in a court of owls/YJ season 1 cartoon fic if Dick has been keeping his Talon connections hidden from literally everyone, and then that episode where they’re confessing their villain connections comes up. Just imagine the juxtaposition between their circumstances
“My dad is sportsmaster and my sister is Cheshire :/ they’re making me go to some Light meeting with them”
“Queen Bee is blackmailing me bc my Martian form is a different color than I told you and I’ve been giving her intel to keep it hidden :(“
“Lex Luthor is my DNA donor and he’s been giving me super drugs :/“
Then Dick hits them with: “my great-grandpa is an undead assassin for an underground secret society in Gotham and he threatened to kill my adoptive dad if i didn’t act as his little assassin so actually I’ve been killing a lot of elites who pissed off the court of owls and also he’s been actively torturing me. I told B I was having sleepovers with the Commissioner’s daughter because she’s my friend and she always covers for me. I think he thinks we’re dating. He gave me The Talk one night before I left, and then I went and killed a socialite who insulted the Grand Master at a gala the weekend before.”
Everyone just stares at him, blinking. They’re all totally silent.
“You’ve done what now?”
“Just, ya know, killed some people.”
“…Are you sure you’re not doing some weird Gotham drugs? I’d rather you told us you’re doing drugs.”
“Well electrum is kind of a drug.”
“What the hell is electrum.”
“Never mind, never mind, forget I said anything. So your dad is Sportsmaster? We can work with that, let’s work with that.”















