the sexiest thing a woman can be is a cringe fujoshi with a very serious day job

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

happy pride to every professional athlete in love with their teammate

when people use their laptops on the train i'm like is anything really THAT serious

we gotta get back to torrent distribution, i just watched someone eat eight grand in bandwidth charges because they ran a direct-download piracy site with local file hosting through cloudflare. torrents were invented literally for this exact reason

being as i am an idiot, and having been one my whole life, i just wanna say that i find it very easy to do nothing, and go nowhere. i eat chocolate late at night in the dark. i stand in the garden also. and i’m often waiting for something to happen. and i’m stupid.

I have GOT to stop spending $30

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

i am an unreliable narrator both because i do not remember and also i love to lie

theres a big conspiracy theory going round that you can be horribly flawed and also genuinely loved. crazy if true

I WISH THINGS HAD TURNED OUT DIFFERENTLY!!!!!!!!! goes to the supermarket

RPF: Research-Proven Facts

I think laying in a field and staring at the stars would fix me