whatever u say, SugarTits

Can anyone name one (1) great European achievement from the past 50 years?

What A Feeling by One Direction

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

no offense to the english but i just found out england has only ever won the world cup once.. wtf do you mean “it’s coming home” she doesn’t even know you omg

i hate that morrissey wrote i was looking for a job and then i found a job and heaven knows im miserable now. i hate that i have to give him that

I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh…hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????

“Unique problems for Alex albon” fork found in kitchen

I do believe that people have gotten way too comfortable saying mean and nasty things online to other people but I don’t think “I hate seeing zak brown happy” is one of those things and I don’t think “mclaren mastercard f1 team” counts as a person

to be honest im really sick of the fact that fat people are supposed to suck it up when other peoples worst fear is looking like them

this is how everyone on this website acts

Thats not true i dont think i act like this