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in the morning, i get on tumblr and reblog beautiful images, but by the evening i devolve into madness

being a chiller and having ambition arent mutually exclusive..... understand this

- the ambitious chiller

so painfully stupidfunny that white people traveled all over the world and were like "this is india" and it almost never was

vampire and umpire end the same because baseball is an evil sport with draculas

Baseball bats. It's right there people. Wake up.

completely lirious and ranged. absolutely lusional. not only mented but fective, too. engaging in praved behavior. a real generate

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

SPIDERS GEORG ON ONE MILLION CREEP GUYS

ONE MILLION SPIDERS ACHIEVED

we need a lying on the ground dead emoji now more than ever