When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

I’m so hungry I could eat the gap between what I said and what I meant

I once ate meat from a pig that was only fed wine corks during its life. I became nauseated and tired and fell asleep in my leather armchair. I dreamt of cool breezes over vineyards on the Mediterranean Sea, until I woke up in a cold sweat and a longing for Italy. It’s not right to feed a pig too much of something, it gives them a connection which is best left alone.

I Want To Give A Lecture But Im Five

believe in yourself Irish American-chan

I Am Real

All your hunters become cunters when you fuck them in the forest of success